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White underwear with black stockings? What was I thinking....

Anyway, it was a simple misunderstanding.

From now on, Rave will be checking the girls underwear.

"You.

Yes, you.

Amanda Fucking Palmer.

Lift your pretty dress."



Got a hell of a mouth on her, that Rave.

ambler wrote:

Got a hell of a mouth on her, that Rave.

You're not the first to make that comment. Although I'm told the rest of me is even better.

Oh dear.

Rave didn't like Amanda's underwear.

Shame. She had such cute twin peaks.

Black lace with pastels? It's just not good enough, Ambler. Even you have to concede that point.



Far more suitable for a pastel dress, I think you'll agree.

I agree. And at least you made Amanda's accident convincing:

She tripped whilst hoovering. I told her those heels would get caught in the floorboards, but would she listen? No.

Tell it to the judge.

Personally, I think you were more than a little harsh. After all, the late Amanda was no airhead. She embraced art body and soul.

ambler wrote:

Personally, I think you were more than a little harsh.

You're far too soft-hearted, Ambler. Toughen the feck up.

I'm too old for this game.

Got beaten up by one of the girls last night. Stiletto wound.

Time to get out. Time for MOO7RE.

Oh dear. We broke him, ladies.

Ravenstone wrote:

She tripped whilst hoovering. I told her those heels would get caught in the floorboards, but would she listen? No.

What dreadful bad luck that her head struck the oven 'On' button mid-fall.

Ravenstone wrote:

Oh dear. We broke him, ladies.

What a tragedy.

*steals wallet*

So ... Rave ... what do you think you'll do know he's 'broken'?

Glad to see you're picking up the tricks of the trade there, Fae ;)

Fae wrote:

So ... Rave ... what do you think you'll do know he's 'broken'?

This is not the first time this has happened.

I told them to stock up on Dextrose and Lucozade. But did they listen? No. And this is what happens.

I dunno. I think we're going to have to bring in some fresh blood, Fae. Now - where did Ambler put Richard Armitage's details......?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

What dreadful bad luck that her head struck the oven 'On' button mid-fall.

Well, I do believe people should learn from their mistakes. And I'm reasonably certain she won't be doing that again.

Ravenstone wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

What dreadful bad luck that her head struck the oven 'On' button mid-fall.

Well, I do believe people should learn from their mistakes. And I'm reasonably certain she won't be doing that again.

I blame that Sylvia Plath.

ambler wrote:

I blame that Sylvia Plath.

Most people blamed Ted Hughes....

Ravenstone wrote:

Glad to see you're picking up the tricks of the trade there, Fae ;)

Well I did learn from the best - it helps when you have a good teacher .

Raventstone wrote:

I think we're going to have to bring in some fresh blood, Fae. Now - where did Ambler put Richard Armitage's details......?

Well if we are going down that track that I also say we get the details for RDJ, Ackles, Padalecki

Fae wrote:

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Well I did learn from the best - it helps when you have a good teacher .

And such an apt pupil

Raventstone wrote:

Well if we are going down that track that I also say we get the details for RDJ, Ackles, Padalecki

I love a woman who thinks in threes.

I always asked myself this question, Aunty Rave - 'what have one when I can have more?'

And the number 3 is a nice number I've decided. :D

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And such an apt pupil

It's the only way to get-a-head in this buisness.

Fae wrote:

It's the only way to get-a-head in this buisness.

The very words I live by.

Fae wrote:

I always asked myself this question, Aunty Rave - 'what have one when I can have more?'

Ahh... the family motto...

Lack of custom? Police investigation? Rave suffering from 'exhaustion'?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Lack of custom? Police investigation? Rave suffering from 'exhaustion'?

You have to guess one, BI, not three - and if you are right you get a special prize.