BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

ambler wrote:

Vesper wrote:

a bottle of Glenfiditch

The bottle comes with Rave attached. We ... um ... haven't been able to remove it.

That's a fiver extra charge though.

MOO7RE wrote:

ambler wrote:

Vesper wrote:

a bottle of Glenfiditch

The bottle comes with Rave attached. We ... um ... haven't been able to remove it.

That's a fiver extra charge though.

I won't pay more than fifty cents extra.

Keep in mind that's about twelve US dollars.

Vesper wrote:

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I won't pay more than fifty cents extra.

* sad violin music playing as background *

Is that how much you value sweet little Rave?

FYI cleaning and ironing is included.

Rave is worth more than 50c.



Serving suggestion only. Rave may not actually look/act/taste/smell like this.

ambler wrote:

Rave is worth more than 50c.

You say the sweetest things.

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Serving suggestion only. Rave may not actually look/act/taste/smell like this.

My hair's grown a bit since then. Airbags are still in the same place, though.

The Glenfiddich is only available out of my cold dead hand. Unless you have a bottle of Laphroaig to swap for it.

I love Scotch. Just ask Midge Ure.

To celebrate the re-legalisation of absinthe in France, we have a guest performer joining Baker Street for one weekend only:



Places are strictly limited so please book now.

MOO7RE wrote:

FYI cleaning and ironing is included.

No it isn't.

Don't lie.

'Cleaning and ironing' is a euphemism, Fae. You won't find it in Urban Dictionary.

ambler wrote:

'Cleaning and ironing' is a euphemism, Fae. You won't find it in Urban Dictionary.

Well now I realise that and feel throughly awkward.

ANYWAY ....

Shame, Fae - I'm sure club policy is that no-one should feel awkward whilst there.

Well, outside of the police raids obviously.

Fae wrote:

MOO7RE wrote:

FYI cleaning and ironing is included.

No it isn't.

Don't lie.

Are you implying that the enclosed product didn't work?

Honestly, were you careful to follow the instructions for use?

Pifco is a highly reputable brand.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Shame, Fae - I'm sure club policy is that no-one should feel awkward whilst there.

I feel all kinds of things. On a sliding scale of charges.

Okay, MOO7RE, it's good to have you back, but now it's time for the debriefing. What exactly happened when you met Ms Chapman?



Miss Kushchyenko with MOO7RE earlier this year.

By the way, I demand a raise.

You want to do this in public?

What are we paying you, anyway?

ambler wrote:

You want to do this in public?

Pfft - you think that has ever stopped me????

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What are we paying you, anyway?

In kind, darling. In kind.

Besides, I never mentioned anything so crass as money.

You asked for a raise and your skirts couldn't get any shorter.

If not money, then what? Powder? Jimmy Choos? Folio editions?

*eyes narrow shrewdly* What Folio editions?

The hemline is directly disproportional to the bust line. One goes up, the other goes down.

Rather like me, really.

I'm also open to bribes such as Richard Armitage's telephone number and a decent hypnotist.

http://unitedagents.co.uk/richard-armitage

Price: quick gobble.

Are you always that quick?

On second thoughts, I already know the answer to that.

Well, I got excited. You were intending to wash your hair, anyway.

That's okay. Gives me time for other matters.

'Other matters' = coach party from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

You wrap your tongue around that prettily. I taught you well.