Let me just say I despise any and all "news" about fame whores like the Lohans and the Kardashians (including former male/track star, Bruce Jenner, who has had more chin lifts than a Chinese elevator). Having said that....
I think this story says more about how pathetic and desperate Playboy has become than it actually says about Lindsay Lohan. That Playboy feels the need to hire this sad sack of a human being to pose naked in their magazine speaks volumes about where their sales must be.
#1 She's not Playboy material (at least not the Playboy of 20 years ago). Have you even seen this girl's teef lately? CNN actually did a story on this girl's wretched, meth-corroded teef just a couple of days ago. No way in hell will Playboy not be air-brushing the crap out of this girl. She's a busted mess. Is this what Playboy has finally reduced itself to? Basically The National Enquirer, but with nudity?
#2 In the digital age, who is going to pay 6 or 7 dollars to buy a copy of this magazine and its pictures when they can just download it for free?
#3 And I'm already reading that she's not going to be doing full-frontal nudity anyway. Apparently she's not going to show her woodland critter, and her breasts may be off-limits as well. From what I've read, she may only be doing side-profiles. So what exactly is Playboy paying the estimated 500-750k for other than to get some cheap publicity? It certainly ain't free.
Seve Q Branch
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#1 She's not Playboy material (at least not the Playboy of 20 years ago). Have you even seen this girl's teef lately? CNN actually did a story on this girl's wretched, meth-corroded teef just a couple of days ago...
her teeth?
which has always been Playboy's first concideration when selecting a potential centerfold...
yeah right
Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
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#1 She's not Playboy material (at least not the Playboy of 20 years ago). Have you even seen this girl's teef lately? CNN actually did a story on this girl's wretched, meth-corroded teef just a couple of days ago...
her teeth?
which has always been Playboy's first concideration when selecting a potential centerfold...
yeah right
I brought up the rotting teef issue because it's not normally something you'd see covered on CNN (I can't remember which show it was), so I knew at that point that the story had gone mainstream. But there's something to the story. I believe it was also an issue at her latest probation hearing. It's a sign that she's been back on the meth or other drugs. As I said, I brought up the teef issue because I find it hard to believe that a girl with teef that rotten just two weeks ago somehow qualifies to be in the pages of Playboy magazine, and if the teef are are rotting, who knows about what else may have gone sour.
Lindsay should be on the cover of Ink magazine. Maybe Screw or Hustler, but not Playboy. Damn, there was a time when Playboy was associated with style and sophistication...now they're using a human train-wreck to try and prop up flagging sales. This chick will be dead in five years.
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Hugh might want to check those loose marbles that may have been rolling around in his head. He wanted to marry a 25 year old hottie the other day and thinks he's still a playboy at 85 years old. Probably got some good blowjobs during the courtship but...ewwww....
Seve Q Branch
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:02 am
Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
I find it hard to believe that a girl with teef that rotten just two weeks ago somehow qualifies to be in the pages of Playboy magazine, and if the teef are are rotting, who knows about what else may have gone sour. .
fortunately Palyboy doesn't come equipt with "smellovision"
Makeshift Python 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:29 am
Moment I saw the title of the thread I thought j7 made it, I'm disappointing to see he didn't get to this first.
Besides that, yeah, she's too much of a fucking mess now. Six or seven years ago she was quite smokin' hot and had she not been lured by the white lines maybe she would have looked like one hell of a fine woman. I still don't get why she dyes her hair blonde, she looks so awful with that color. What was wrong with red hair?
The White Tuxedo 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:39 am
Moment I saw the title of the thread I thought j7 made it, I'm disappointing to see he didn't get to this first.
;) Thank you. I'm going to take that as a compliment. When I was putting together the headline I was trying to think of all the hot-button words that would be seen in the far right column: "Last Posts". I decided to use all the attention grabbing words "Lindsay", "Lohan", "Nude" and "Playboy", and to use the rest of the words in the subheading. The fact that the way I worded it made it seem like English was my second language was just an added bonus.
I don't think she looks as good as she used to anymore!!
Furthermore, that FAKE Platinum Blonde hair just looks terrible!!
Agreed. She was always a very beautiful young woman as a red-head and I don't understand why she's opted to go for the trailer-trash look. Clearly she's not a natural blonde, and Playboy will have to Photoshop the carpet to make it match the drapes (unless she has no carpet, which would be a distinct possibility). They're also going to have to Photoshop the teeth, and my guess is that they'll airbrush out the freckles, and by the time you look at the pictures there won't be anything original and untouched in the photos.
And anyone notice that when an already well-known woman poses for Playboy it's almost always to jump-start a fading career or a desperate bid to feel sexy and young again? You never see Willie Aames or Scott Baio or Don Johnson posing for Playgirl.
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:33 am
j7wild wrote:
Mr. Brown wrote:
You can always count on j7 to have evidence that back up his arguments.
if you google Lindsay Lohan Upskirt, you will see the meat locker!!
REMEMBER: GOOGLE is your friend!!
Which is why I question the need to pay Lindsay $1 million dollars to show what we've all seen for free for several years now as she's exiting limousines and taxi cabs.
And after Sam Ronson spent the better part of 3 years munching on it, I've got a feeling that her meat locker is more likely to resemble a hurt locker.
j7wild Head of Station
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:57 am
okay, Gravity's;
I really didn't need the visual of someone munching on her meat locker!!
Largo's Shark 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:03 am
You see?
Even j7wild has standards.
j7wild Head of Station
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Subject: Re: Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:34 am
I like my meat fresh!!
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