Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian?

Head of Station Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10

I watched Chelsea Lately for the 3rd time tonight.

I think she maybe a Lesbian.

She's always talking about Lesbians and Bisexual women and making Vagina jokes.

One of the 3 episodes I've watched, she had Maria Sharapova as a guest and she kept asking Maria about what was like to take showers in the locker room with other women tennis players.

In the newest episode from yesterday, Chelsea and Jennifer Lawrence were talking about Vagina exercises and holding their Vaginas.

If she's a Lesbian, she sure is Hot....

Jewish and Lesbian... what a hot combo!!

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Are you a complete and utter moron?

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I'll get the net.

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Santa wrote:: Are you a complete and utter moron?

repeated a thousand times.

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:31 pm

j7wild wrote:: I watched Chelsea Lately for the 3rd time tonight.

I think she maybe a Lesbian.

She's always talking about Lesbians and Bisexual women and making Vagina jokes.

One of the 3 episodes I've watched, she had Maria Sharapova as a guest and she kept asking Maria about what was like to take showers in the locker room with other women tennis players.

In the newest episode from yesterday, Chelsea and Jennifer Lawrence were talking about Vagina exercises and holding their Vaginas.

If she's a Lesbian, she sure is Hot....

Jewish and Lesbian... what a hot combo!!

I watch every episode of Chelsea except the times Ross hosts for her. Chelsea has repeatedly stated she's not lesbian and has never tried it; she's very gay and lesbian friendly, that's all. And I believe her. I don't think she'd have any reason to lie. She's very open about everything in her life; too open if you ask me.

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:24 pm

You've ruined the viewing experience for j7 now, Gravy ... he's likely to start watching it with both hands free from now on.

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:39 am

Guess j7 will never get to Handler.

Of course, a little chloroform and a hanky is known to win over most lesbians.

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:42 am

The White Tuxedo wrote:: Guess j7 will never get to Handler.

Of course, a little chloroform and a hanky is known to win over most lesbians.

If you've accomplished this on a Klingon lesbian, j7 will call you daddy.

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:03 pm

The White Tuxedo wrote:: Guess j7 will never get to Handler.

JWild won't get to Handler because he's not black with a 10' penis. Handler is quite open and honest about her flings with rappers and ball players. She was hot and heavy with 50 Cent a year or two ago, and makes constant references to it.

Quote :: Of course, a little chloroform and a hanky is known to win over most lesbians.

A little chloroform, a little Rohypnol (roofies), and restraining equipment in the back of your darkly-tinted van are known to win over most women, lesbian or not. And if that doesn't work, offer them cash. Most women can't resist a thick wad of cash thrown at them.

Head of Station Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10

I read her book... she tried to get Black but never slept with them once she saw that she didn't have a Holland Tunnel to accomodate their equipment....

I watched the episode with Kate Beckinsale and it was so Hilarious!

Talking about the English Rose and what it smells like after a whole day of Kate in her skintight latex Underworld Awakening outfit.

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She's a straight woman who flirts with attractive women a lot and these straight women enjoy it. She has this cool laid back player thing going on. But her flirting style would have been creepy if she was a dude and once she hooked up with a girl, she'd be considered creepy. So eh…

Subject: Re: Is Chelsea Handler Lesbian? Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:44 pm

talkinsense wrote:: She's a straight woman who flirts with attractive women a lot and these straight women enjoy it. She has this cool laid back player thing going on. But her flirting style would have been creepy if she was a dude and once she hooked up with a girl, she'd be considered creepy. So eh…

I took her out of my DVR about 6 months ago. Just one abortion joke too many. I get it. You're pro-choice. No reason to constantly throw in the faces of people something that is supposedly a "private and intensely personal decision".

And it was more than just the abortion topic. After a while I started asking myself if I really wanted to give support to someone whose morals are so toxic that they defile, if even by a little bit, the people she comes in contact with, and I found I could no longer watch her show.

Lesbian, straight...whatever...she has talent....she's like a female version of Daniel Tosh i.e. a white comedian who gets away with saying allegedly racist, homophobic, sexist comments that are generally forbidden for anyone else to say (unless that person is part of an approved minority). But her refreshing candor (which was what drew me to her and Daniel Tosh) eventually became too much to deal with. I want to be made to laugh, not to be made to feel like I'm having to endure a 30 minute political diatribe on gay rights, Republicans, conservatives, Sarah Palin, guns, religion, etc.... thinly disguised as a comedy show.

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Erica Ambler wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:: I want to be made to laugh, not to be made to feel like I'm having to endure a 30 minute political diatribe on gay rights, Republicans, conservatives, Sarah Palin, guns, religion, etc.... thinly disguised as a comedy show.

Interestingly, that's exactly how I feel about this forum.

Ironically with Gravy gone, the former is now more likely.