Describe your sex life with a film title

For me:

THE AMAZING DR. CLITTERHOUSE (1938)

Still Waiting . . . (2009)

Had to fake orgasms sometimes.... :suspect:

PEEPING TOM (1960)

Sometimes, you just need to skip the preliminaries and get down to a good hard fucking...you can always make love later...quickies are good, they are great for your complexion and make your skin glow....

Is there a film called 'Masturbating And Crying'?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Is there a film called 'Masturbating And Crying'?

Eat a bowl of sugar-coated cereal after to get your energy back...I always kept a box of Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Pebbles around....

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12 ANGRY MEN

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

12 ANGRY MEN

:shock:

Perfect! The possible interpretations of that one are almost infinite!!!!

right idea, wrong pussy wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

12 ANGRY MEN

:shock:

Perfect! The possible interpretations of that one are almost infinite!!!!

Thank you. Then there are other times when my sex life could be summed up by the 2005 movie STRANGERS WITH CANDY, or the 1951 film STRANGERS ON A TRAIN.

Sometimes if I'm really desperate and hadn't gotten any in a while it could be summed up by COCOON, but usually it ends up with a PRETTY WOMAN.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Then there are other times when my sex life could be summed up by the 2005 movie STRANGERS WITH CANDY

WTF???

How about "Are We There Yet?"

or during baseball playoffs

"Didn't we do it last weekend?"

If that's not a film title, it should be.

Wanchorman

Free Willy

What Women Want

Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

Saturday Night Fever

Some Like It Hot

9 1/2 Inches Weeks.

8 inches Mile.

The Longest Inch Yard.

Fun With Dick and Jane

Inspector Gadget & Toy Story (my sex toys)

Predator (My ex...used him conveniently for sex...kinda cruel but....)

The Terminator

In my teens it was
SOLITARY MAN

When I was married, it was:
REJECTION

Now, it's more like:
SUNDAY LOVERS

Soon it will be
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Is there a film called 'Masturbating And Crying'?

No, but there's a band called Driving n' Crying. One of the best band names ever.

bitchcraft wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Is there a film called 'Masturbating And Crying'?

Eat a bowl of sugar-coated cereal after to get your energy back...I always kept a box of Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Pebbles around....

I believe Martha Stewart has recommended this approach, as well...

For a Few Dollars More

THE PETRIFIED FOREST

All Quiet on the Western Front.