I have found the new will_smoth!

I don't know where else to put this, so I created a new thread for it.

Some of you might remember will_smoth, a victim of male pattern baldness from the old MI6 forums (before they sucked) who was under the impression that he was handsome enough to play James Bond and even uploaded a video to YouTube of him slurring the "Bond ... James Bond" line, for which he was quickly derided.

Well, I have found the new will_smoth. He may have a full head of hair this time, but he still believes that he James Bond and has made some bizarre moves to prove it.

His name is Joe Wallace, and a few hours ago, he made a series of hilarious and unsolicited edits to the SKYFALL Wikipedia page, casting himself as "The Real James Bond".

Here is his blurry Instagram photo:



And these are his changes to the page:

Quote :

CAST

The main cast of Skyfall was officially announced at a press conference held at the Corinthia Hotel in London on 3 November 2011, fifty years to the day that Sean Connery was announced to play James Bond in the film Dr. No.

Joe Wallace as The Real James Bond, also known as agent 007. He is the main character of the film.
Daniel Craig as The Clone James Bond, a clone of agent 007. Director Sam Mendes described Bond as experiencing "[a] combination of lassitude, boredom, depression [and] difficulty with what he's chosen to do for a living."

Look upon this adonis, and weep!

I've heard the name Will Smoth being bandied about before, but wasn't bond_fan the bloke with the Kramer haircut who made that gayer-than-Liberace video?

CJB wrote:

I've heard the name Will Smoth being bandied about before, but wasn't bond_fan the bloke with the Kramer haircut who made that gayer-than-Liberace video?

Yeah, that was bond_fan, also known as Net_Geek in other forums. Last I saw of him he was on IMDB under a different alias years ago.

Here's a video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L18_Oc5dano

Ah, right. I seem to have merged smoth and bond_fan into one comic entity. I'm surprised I didn't include Jordan there, too.

Nevertheless, we now have Joe.

Python wrote:

That is a blast from the past. :affraid:

Ah, the good ol' days. I miss him and CASINOROYALE. Always kept the place interesting.

Python wrote:

CJB wrote:

I've heard the name Will Smoth being bandied about before, but wasn't bond_fan the bloke with the Kramer haircut who made that gayer-than-Liberace video?

Yeah, that was bond_fan, also known as Net_Geek in other forums. Last I saw of him he was on IMDB under a different alias years ago.

Here's a video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L18_Oc5dano

Haha @ the YouTube comment about Scorpio.

Moore wrote:

Ah, the good ol' days. I miss him and CASINOROYALE. Always kept the place interesting.

Shit, I remember Moonie and Zao.

The White Tuxedo wrote:

Python wrote:

CJB wrote:

I've heard the name Will Smoth being bandied about before, but wasn't bond_fan the bloke with the Kramer haircut who made that gayer-than-Liberace video?

Yeah, that was bond_fan, also known as Net_Geek in other forums. Last I saw of him he was on IMDB under a different alias years ago.

Here's a video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L18_Oc5dano

Haha @ the YouTube comment about Scorpio.

Moore wrote:

Ah, the good ol' days. I miss him and CASINOROYALE. Always kept the place interesting.

Shit, I remember Moonie and Zao.

Ah, Moonie. That's going way back. I remember him and the SplinterCell/SpaceFighter guy. They were just insane.

ALEX_OHMSS who compared my liking the first half of DAD to being like Hitler. ALEX was this German guy who thought the purpose of a forum was to get everyone to come to a consensus view and agree on absolutely everything once the forum had decided what the correct views were.

Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer!

It's even hit Google Images.

http://gyazo.com/7b0effee6ea273abdf96260774f6b437