BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

"James darling, I thought we were going to do the horizontal lambada!"

With the new Pulsar watch all this can be yours too!...so long as you're not a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken, or lacking in bathroom mongoose.**
** The lovely Maddie Smith sadly not included.

'At least if I fall, it'll not only be the bed that cushions it' thought Rog.

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Sorry, Ambler, busy elsewhere.

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Q only hoped Bond wouldn't notice that the missile pylon had been installed backwards.

'All those technicians I tested the equipment on were ... were unionised, you say? And they've all lodged Employer's Liability personal injury claims?'

Erica Ambler wrote:

"That’s right, Sir;  superglue on the desk, chair and telephone. And God only knows what 007's done to the Aston."

What happened to the other fella and could you tell him his car's ready for pickup? What's that? You're using a fire red Mustang? Really, Bond, British not good enough?

Q still wishes he didn't have to go and equip the least appreciative field agent on the run as it were.
The assistants in this Dutch lab branch were the only ones available on short notice...
"Yes Algernon, maybe one day we could go over to the Americans...perhaps build a lighter that has 84 functions!"

Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.  

Diamonds Are Forever, and it's the 1969 DBS.

Perhaps it's time to judge, then.
Erica Ambler wins for his superglue entry.
Take it away, sir.

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Bond thinking: "When he asked 'did you mess with that?' I followed where he was pointing. How was I to know he meant the cards?"

FieldsMan wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.  

Diamonds Are Forever, and it's the 1969 DBS.

Ah. I thank you!



Although he was in a tight spot himself, Bond couldn't help frowning in concern for Solitaire ... he knew that her asking Kananga if he was 'compensating for something' with those massive candles was deeply, deeply unwise.

Bond's attempt at Mastermind was thwarted by the savage breaking of wind by Kananga that subsequently blew out the candles.

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Erica Ambler wrote:

Take it away, Hilly. Doesn't entirely work for me, but I admire anyone able to link flatulence and Mastermind; high and low culture all in one sentence.

law, sorry...I was thinking of the old Mastermind board game where you had to guess the pins or whatever it was. The caption above was half-baked and just bad. Roger's face and Kotto's self-satisfied...anyway.


But anyway. Here we go. I think we need more Dalton.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Thanks, Hornet, it was a Loctite contest... We stay in the early 1970s, when a synthetic taupe jacket was de rigeur.  

Sir Rog has the ultimate "Did I leave the stove on?" face in this snap.

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Hilly KCMG wrote:

"Hmmm...so this is the famous 'Trattoria Broccoli' that Roger raved about ten years ago - needs parsley."

'Sorry Cubby, could you run that by me again? It sounded like you said that you want me to ride that cello case like a sleigh, hahaha!'

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When Broccoli says 'eat me' he isn't speaking metaphorically.