Man masturbates in cinema during 'Skyfall'

I bet this guy visits B&B and has a sticky keyboard.... :face:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a440452/man-masturbates-in-cinema-during-skyfall.html

A man has been kicked out of a cinema for masturbating during a screening of Skyfall.

The incident happened in Cambridge's Arts Picture House, when the unidentified person who was sitting in an aisle seat took his penis out.

The manager quickly received a complaint about the man. Some 200 cinemagoers were present in the room at the time, according to SWNS.

Manager Keith Gehlert recalled: "He was just doing it in full view of everyone.

"I couldn't believe it - I told him he had to leave and waited until he got himself together."

Gehlert then called police after the man left. Authorities are currently appealing to the public for more information about him.

Skyfap.

CJB wrote:

Skyfap.

Thighfall....

HJackson's at Cambridge. I'll say no more.

Bi-Fall

Largo's Shark wrote:

HJackson's at Cambridge. I'll say no more.

His avvy's a close-up of a belt being undone. Hmmm ...

Lemme guess? It was during the Silva scene? :affraid: :lol!: :oops:

Here is somebody trying to have a good time during SF and he is not allowed to do so. :affraid:

You are in a dark theater.

You are staring directly ahead intently at the screen.

I am not defending this man's action but I doubt many people who had seen him do so.

Even the people sitting besides him on both sides of him would not have noticed unless he made noises which caused attention to himself.

Speaking from personal experience, j7?

Funny because same happens in The Spy Who Loved Me novel (except that was full sexual experience).

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

I bet this guy visits B&B and has a sticky keyboard.... :face:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a440452/man-masturbates-in-cinema-during-skyfall.html

A man has been kicked out of a cinema for masturbating during a screening of Skyfall.

The incident happened in Cambridge's Arts Picture House, when the unidentified person who was sitting in an aisle seat took his penis out.

The manager quickly received a complaint about the man. Some 200 cinemagoers were present in the room at the time, according to SWNS.

Manager Keith Gehlert recalled: "He was just doing it in full view of everyone.

"I couldn't believe it - I told him he had to leave and waited until he got himself together."

Gehlert then called police after the man left. Authorities are currently appealing to the public for more information about him.

I cannot be the only one asking myself the question which scene prompted him to pull it out? :|

Odd that we never here about dames getting busted for doing this in public.

Perilagu Khan wrote:

Odd that we never here about dames getting busted for doing this in public.

I suspect we are more discrete?

Salomé wrote:

Perilagu Khan wrote:

Odd that we never here about dames getting busted for doing this in public.

I suspect we are more discrete?

I guess that's why they call you the fairer sex.

j7wild wrote:

You are in a dark theater.

You are staring directly ahead intently at the screen.

I am not defending this man's action but I doubt many people who had seen him do so.

Even the people sitting besides him on both sides of him would not have noticed unless he made noises which caused attention to himself.

j7wild's date: Honey, the guy next to me in the cinema is MASTURBATING.

j7wild: Ignore him.

j7wild's date: I can't, he's using MY hand.

:face:

Maybe it was Sebastian Faulks?

Largo's Shark wrote:

Maybe it was Sebastian Faulks?

In which case, grab those nuts of his and squeeze :face:

Pants Fall.... I wonder why someone would do that on a theater D;

GreatKenji wrote:

Pants Fall.... I wonder why someone would do that on a theater D;

You dove right in with one of our juicier topics.