Inexperienced Nudist Gets Off

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How much "experience" does one need to be nude? He didn't know how to be properly nude? How much training does one need to be an experienced nudist? He just happened to have some cream that he was using to treat eczema? Where was he keeping the tube of cream as he made his way to the protest? Up his butt? And how on earth does it get to the point where a city council has to vote AGAINST nudity in public places and it barely passes by a 1-vote margin? And being naked apparently wasn't illegal and didn't qualify as indecent exposure, but touching himself was suddenly out of bounds?

An inexperienced nudist has been acquitted of indecent exposure after passersby saw the man adjusting himself and thought he was inappropriately touching himself.

The man, 48-year-old Richard Sierra, joined a group of naked men in San Francisco‘s Castro district who were demonstrating before the city banned most public nudity. As an admitted “inexperienced nudist,” Sierra said he was uncomfortable exposing himself and was using his hands to arrange himself.

In November, San Francisco lawmakers voted 6-5 to approve a public nudity ban. Exposed genitals are no longer permitted in the city’s public places, The Associated Press noted.

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/516434/inexperienced-nudist-acquitted-after-his-nervous-fidgeting-mistaken-for-inappropriate-touching/#QSEXi30MQ0BaTyGK.99

Usually when I have to adjust myself I'm, well, ... wearing trousers and underwear. 'Cause they're what create the need for adjustment in the first place :suspect: .

What a dick move.

And this is why I'm glad Baltimore won the SB.