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Subject: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:29 pm
On Being in a Bond Movie: "Skyfall's one of the greatest action movies of all time. It's amazing. Love Daniel Craig. I would love to be in Bond. Maybe a Bond baddie. You know, my grandfather was in ‘You Only Live Twice'. He was a Bond baddie.
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:44 pm
I actually do like him, he's charismatic enough to make movies watchable (unless they're geared towards kiddies). I thought he was a highlight in FAST FIVE and trumped the rest of the cast.
As for him being in a Bond film, I wouldn't mind him being a henchman. It's been awhile since we had a truly prominent (and decent) henchman. I'm sure he'll be a lot better than Rick Yune.
Control 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:10 am
Who'd his grandfather play in YOLT?
bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:14 am
Control wrote:
Who'd his grandfather play in YOLT?
Makeshift Python 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:18 am
Yup, Peter Maivia was also a famous wrestler in his day.
Control 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:38 am
I'm all for a minor villain who can wipe the floor with Bond's ass, unlike Patrice.
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:46 am
I'd say Patrice is the best henchman since GoldenEye, but only by default when you look back at Elvis, Rick Yune, Davidov, Stamper. The series definitely needs a truly iconic henchman for Bond 24.
Largo's Shark 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:55 am
Control wrote:
I'm all for a minor villain who can wipe the floor with Bond's ass, unlike Patrice.
Severine's fat bodyguard did.
Perilagu Khan 00 Agent
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Subject: s Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:22 am
Largo's Shark wrote:
Control wrote:
I'm all for a minor villain who can wipe the floor with Bond's ass, unlike Patrice.
Severine's fat bodyguard did.
Tank Dong is the actor's name. And what a name!
I'd have no objections to The Rock being in a Bond flick. And at least he's not so presumptuous to demand that he actually be cast as Bond.
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:27 am
No thanks.
Prisoner Monkeys Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:11 pm
I'd be all for it, provided he is neither seen nor heard.
j7wild Head of Station
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:38 pm
Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
I'd be all for it, provided he is neither seen nor heard.
This is one time I agree with Prisoner Monkeys.
:cheers:
lachesis Head of Station
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:28 pm
I'd consider him one of the more charismatic and engaging performers conscripted to action films these days, more than happy to see him in a henchman or support role.
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:04 pm
He could continue the Bond tradition of villains with some sort of ugly physical disfigurement.
OK granted, most people refer to them as 'tattoos', but ...
bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:21 pm
Blunt Instrument wrote:
He could continue the Bond tradition of villains with some sort of ugly physical disfigurement.
OK granted, most people refer to them as 'tattoos', but ...
Those can be easily edited out...unless his role requires him to have tattoos.
bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:22 pm
j7wild wrote:
Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
I'd be all for it, provided he is neither seen nor heard.
This is one time I agree with Prisoner Monkeys.
:cheers:
The Rock just read your posts and reacts...
CJB 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:29 am
The Rock should be the new Felix Leiter.
Also, is The his actual first name?
Control 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 12:25 am
CJB wrote:
Also, is The his actual first name?
Yes.
Salomé Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 8:46 am
He'd fit perfectly into the tradition of physically imposing henchmen. And lets not pretend all of those were performed exclusively by the finest of thesps.
CJB 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 9:24 am
Maybe he should play James Bond. He's got Moore's eyebrow capabilities...
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 9:28 am
Salomé wrote:
He'd fit perfectly into the tradition of physically imposing henchmen. And lets not pretend all of those were performed exclusively by the finest of thesps.
True, but an important component to a great 007 henchman is charisma, which Johnson has. He'd be a big step up after non-entities like Rick Yune.
Control 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 10:41 am
CJB wrote:
Maybe he should play James Bond. He's got Moore's eyebrow capabilities...
The Rock for Bond #007.
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Tue May 07, 2013 11:11 am
I think hiring Mr. Rock for the part will finally entice CASINOROYALE to direct.
Hope Babs is reading.
Prisoner Monkeys Potential 00 Agent
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Wed May 08, 2013 9:20 am
I still want to see Jordan's dream Bond film - Sam Worthington as James Bond with Jennifer Hawkins as a lesbian Bond girl, with the two of them drifting a V8 Maloo ute around the streets of Surfers' Paradise.
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Subject: Re: The Rock wants to be in a Bond movie Wed May 08, 2013 9:31 am
Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
I still want to see Jordan's dream Bond film - Sam Worthington as James Bond with Jennifer Hawkins as a lesbian Bond girl, with the two of them drifting a V8 Maloo ute around the streets of Surfers' Paradise.
Does Bond get smashed off a case of VB (Heineken is for poofs) and get a Southern Cross tattoo on his arse?