j7wild Head of Station
Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10
| Subject: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:51 pm | |
| Are Australian women different than women from other countries? Someone said this about Australian women, is it true? - Quote :
- The Oz chick is a good shiela. As a kid she wants to fix your car for you. By mid teens she's into cooking dinner. There's a period there between 17-20 you don't really want to get in her face because everything's an argument but after that she comes good. Before she's married she will actually get beers from the fridge and laughs at all your mate's jokes. Once you do the deed she clings like a limpet and it's really very sweet to experience, though don't make her jealous because she will actually punch c*nt out of any competitors. At this point she's a champaigne blonde with a hot body and a ton of courage, her motto is try anything and turn lead into gold. After marriage she just gets better (so I've heard) and becomes a responsible mother you could leave the neighbourhood kids with and has the right answers to everything. Has a natural instinct for veggie gardens and gets on great with animals and wildlife, who'll just follow her around. By this point she's the one sitting around having beers and cracking the funny jokes, and the older she gets the kinder her face looks. Bloody smart too, though she'd probably never admit it.
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Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:28 pm | |
| - j7wild wrote:
- Are Australian women different than women from other countries?
On a slightly unrelated topic: when water drains in a toilet or bathtub in Australia, does the water swirl clock-wise or counter-clock wise? |
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saint mark Head of Station
Posts : 1160 Member Since : 2011-09-08 Location : Up in the Dutch mountains
| Subject: Re: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:12 pm | |
| - j7wild wrote:
- Are Australian women different than women from other countries?
Someone said this about Australian women, is it true?
- Quote :
- The Oz chick is a good shiela. As a kid she wants to fix your car for you. By mid teens she's into cooking dinner. There's a period there between 17-20 you don't really want to get in her face because everything's an argument but after that she comes good. Before she's married she will actually get beers from the fridge and laughs at all your mate's jokes. Once you do the deed she clings like a limpet and it's really very sweet to experience, though don't make her jealous because she will actually punch c*nt out of any competitors. At this point she's a champaigne blonde with a hot body and a ton of courage, her motto is try anything and turn lead into gold. After marriage she just gets better (so I've heard) and becomes a responsible mother you could leave the neighbourhood kids with and has the right answers to everything. Has a natural instinct for veggie gardens and gets on great with animals and wildlife, who'll just follow her around. By this point she's the one sitting around having beers and cracking the funny jokes, and the older she gets the kinder her face looks. Bloody smart too, though she'd probably never admit it.
Is it really true that you are CRAZY? Then you are allowed to think in stereotypes. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5542 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:57 pm | |
| Not better, just different. They give you very best duck. |
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Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6402 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:32 am | |
| ^ I'd take that article as absolute gospel truth j7, given the spelling skill of whoever wrote it with difficult words like 'champagne' ... and 'Sheila'. |
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Fae Q Branch
Posts : 781 Member Since : 2010-05-13 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Any Aussies here? I have a question!! Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:50 pm | |
| j7wild - Austrralian women are varied just like any country's women - sure some can be like that but others may not be. I'm sure you would find American women who also fit that as well as do UK women etc..
Its sorta like when you read horoscopes - those can be applied to anything. Once my entire Psych class was given this personality thing and we weren't allowed to tell anyone what it said but rather rate how we felt it reflected on us. In most cases we all thought it applied to us and then it was revealed that they were all the same - gasp! |
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