BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Bond (with his first in oriental languages from Cambridge) : "Crikey, I'm speaking as loudly and slowly as I can - why don't you savvy? LA-ZAR!!!"

Makeshift Python wrote:

"Harry, this check is missing a couple of zeros. I know you can afford it. I heard you purchased thousands of elephant shoes."

I should have thought of Harry's elephant shoes.
Though poor Roger would have been barking up the wrong tree since this was a Cubby picture.

"Uh...Roger....we all had to take a pay cut because of the...um..er...shoe situation...don't worry we might be able to use some someday."

GE theme plays

9 years later

Shooting the manhunt in OP. A pair of new elephant shoes is requested. Someone trots out the Saltzman collection elephant shoe no. 1.

Time to bring this to a close, with the trophy going to MP for his allusion to Harry ("let's get Thelma Houston to sing Paul McCartney's song!") Saltzman (AKA "the Ideas Man").

What do you have for us, MP?

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This is your last Bond Sean?...I give you very best fuck

Ling marvelled at the strength of Connery's toupee glue ... it hadn't moved as much as a millimetre.

Makeshift Python wrote:

"I'm sorry, James.
-That was you? Thank God, I thought I did."

I'm feeling Italian and musical...

Almost forgot of this thread! Alright, I give it to Blunt Instrument.

Thank you, MP!



Have at it, chaps.

Speak up darling i can't hear you!

Thish is what happensh when you let EON ask for "one more" favor Charlie...

"You were a good boy. Here'sh your ishe cream."

Even when doing his ventriloquism act, Sean couldn't fix his sibilant S's, hence his 'singing while eating ice cream' routine.

That's a week now, and I think AMC Hornet takes it.

Over to you!

Than' ya, than' ya very much.

Sink your teeth into this, Comrades:

Craig's corpse showing up to the NO TIME TO DIE premiere show in 2106. The Dead Are Alive.

'So that's the roof edge you're going to walk along, Dan? Looks ... kinda high'.

'Yes ... it, erm, does doesn't it?'

Looks like rain again luv

"They say he's here to save the franchise. They speak in tongue.
-Well, it takes all types."

I've been here for 10 minutes. So this "long shot" starts when? Oh, you mean it's already been going for ten minutes? Okay cool. When do we go? 20 minutes? Okay.

"That's the second-biggest cigar I've ever seen!"

With the touch of her hand, Craig covers his real bone.

Ahem.