BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

"Louisa demanded half of everything in the divorce."

AMC Hornet wrote:: "Louisa demanded half of everything in the divorce."

Loved this one AMC...go ahead tongue

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Why, thank you Silvertoe, there is something to the scattershot approach.
Let's try this:

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"Thank you, Sean.
-Did you say something, sir?
-Hmm? No."

"Isn't this a bit excessive, sir, even for social distancing?"

"Well yes, but also your acting stinks."

Bernard Lee returns to the shoot after sharing a garlic platter with Diana Rigg.

Stop playing with that damn trick window and sit down 007.
--Sir?
(Fiddling with pipe trying to light it) Q and his damn toys...

'This is how all mission briefings will be conducted from now on, 007. Does no harm to remind you of your place'.

007 Must you piss out the window like that ?...now do up your flies and sit the fuck down!

Bumped.

Haven't seen one that really tickles me yet.

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Take your time, sport. I might have another crack tonight. At the caption that is.

AMC Hornet wrote:: Haven't seen one that really tickles me yet.

Ah, it's just that it's been nearly three weeks and i thought you might possibly have forgotten tumbleweed

You’ll stand in the corner until I get my bottle of Infuriator 007!

'Maybe if I sarcastically indicate that he's so far away it would be nearly be easier to call him, he'll actually bloody well come and sit down' thought M.

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"That was Q, he says he wants another example of your so-called ink, 007.
-Thank God, been holding it for ages sir."

Kudos to Sir Hilly and Hegottheboot for their literary references.

In this instance, HGTB takes it.

Looking forward to your next submission, Boots.

Doing these helps me to always find new or forgotten stills:

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"I'm not worried; Siamese proverb say: 'Monkey never make nest in bare tree'."

And you say i'm wooden!!....

'So you're back from the dead taller and heterosexual, Comrade Klebb? Oh God, the things I do for England ... '

All good entries. Judges would have also accepted a variation of "ooh!" or "someone else found me quite titillating."
Take it away Blunty.

Thank you kindly, Boots.

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There you go, judging in a week or thereabouts.

If i must wear this ridiculous hat at least ask him to get off it!

Tim: (ruefully) And I thought I was supposed to keep the British end up.

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