BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

AMC Hornet, I found the same picture from a different source. Can you see this one?

"No talking, woman, or my next shlap won´t be aimed at your bottom."

"Well yes, yes, all right. It is a toupee, but keep quiet about it."

Phantom Commander wrote:

AMC Hornet, I found the same picture from a different source. Can you see this one?

Thank you, PC. Here's my less-than-PC response:

"Shh, don't shay anything - jusht lean forward and turn to the left, before the tape runsh out."

Phantom Commander wrote:

"Ssshhh, I thought I heard the James Bond Theme playing?"
"Dream on."

That's a week now, and I think this takes it ... made me chuckle as I believe that NSNA not being allowed to use the 'trademarks' of the other films damages it irreparably.

Thank you, Mr. Instrument! Let´s stick to NSNA a while longer, shall we?

Sean+Bean

'Now Small-Fawcett, a name keeps cropping up ... 'Blackadder'. Could be a henchman type, or could be something they intend to put in my hotel room. Mean anything to you?'

'Erm ... '

Mrs. Hornet says nothing can beat the original lines:

"As you're one of these undercover Johnnies I took the precaution of not being followed."
"And that's why you shouted my name across the harbour?"

I'll post when I can think of something equally pithy as Lorenzo Semple Jr - so don't hold up on my account.

'You know Mr Bond, your escapades inspire me. I think films influenced by your adventures, possibly more comedic in nature, could be very popular. They could be called 'Johnathon British' or something like that ... I could even be the star, who knows!'

'Don't be bloody abshurd!'

"You're not going to start making any trouble, are you, Mr. Bond? Let's face it, your reputation has preceded you"

"Do I look like a man who makesh trouble?"

"Yes, frankly, and you might jeopardize the tourist trade if you go around killing people."

"I may shtart shooner than you think..."

McClory hired Rowan Atkinson as Bond and managed to get Connery for the role of Small-Fawcett.
During test shooting, it was decided to flip their roles.

"Don't look now, but there's a cameraman following us."
"I got ushed to that in Japan."

When Rowan mentioned overhearing the producers discussing the possibility of a sequel, or perhaps even a series, Sean immediately started looking for a taxi, or an airport shuttle, or an untended bicycle...

AMC Hornet wrote:

"Don't look now, but there's a cameraman following us."
"I got ushed to that in Japan."

I pronounce this the winner, as Lorenzo Semple Jr did not post on this thread.

Blunt Instrument, your Blackadder reference was also considered. Both put a daft grin on my face.

It's an honour just to be nominated.

What can yer make of this?

The moment before Jaws snapped.

"Well, hello Dolly! This is James, Dolly. Here is a vacant knee for you!"

Lewis was drunk all the time, so Roger took the director´s chair.

The real reason why Moonraker turned out the way it did.

Moore decides that a loudhailer is required for the whole set to hear his howl of despair over the fact that Moonraker features a double-taking pigeon. Kiel looks on sympathetically.

As good a place as any to hide a quart of Johnny Walker.

"007 to Earth! 007 to Earth! Can you hear me?"

Preparing to scare the crap out of Desmond.

Phantom Commander wrote:

Preparing to scare the crap out of Desmond.

That's our Hitler!

Take it away, PC.

Oh, thanks!
Here is the new picture:

How Brendan "Pierce" Brosnan got his name.