"There's something I'd like to get off your chest"- Sir Sean's Lines

All my life, it seems, as I'm sure is the case for others not only have there been memorable lines I've quoted in life but often there's been impressions. Sir Sean was probably one of the most imitated actors ever. People say, friends of course as no one else thinks it, that I do half decent impressions and since he passed, I was thinking to myself about some of his most memorable lines.

So in short, both Bond and non-Bond perhaps, what lines have we pressed into everyday use (maybe always said as him)? Kicking it off...

"Small world" from DAF, a drawn out "yessh", "shocking, positively shocking", "I must be dreaming"

as a kid I got into trouble saying "I don't care if you got covered in a blanket of shit!" from Meteor. Tend to like to quote his speech to the crew in Red October: "Once again we play a dangerous game..."

there's "most unsatisfactory state of affairs" from Bridge Too Far.

More I'm sure. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

"Do you fly here often?" when a passenger in a car and the driver's getting a little excited.

I now come out with the word 'ordinarily' in sentences after hearing the purr of Connery's voice saying it in FRWL.

And also, "small world" in the manner similar to Connery's delivery in DAF.

And some of my favourite quips:

"She should have kept her mouth shut"
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead!"
"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing"
"Well, I'm glad for your sake it wasn't Van Cleef & Arpels"

Too many to mention, but a handful off the top of my head:

"You're a woman of many talentsh, Pushay."

"That'sh a nice little nothing you're almosht wearing."

"Named after your father perhapsh."

"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my handsh up."

I do them all the time. Sometimes I just say things normally but in my Sean voice for no reason. Usually I do Bond lines, but typically the non-famous or die hard fan ones.
Some of the top lines I use that come to mind and I'm forgetting tons:

Looksh like you're out to get me.
Never on the firm's time.
Does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?
For my next miracle...
The whole things so fantastic it couldn't be...true.
Really I'm not too busy at the moment...
Nasty little Christmas present.

Number one Sean quote: ONCESH MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS...
Then I usually follow by quote the whole office scene which is the series best Bond-Penny exchange.
As a kid I used to practice the breakfast order of green figs, yoghurt, coffee very black. Personally I'd only take the very black coffee but I felt it was important to practice the right ordering.

We won't always be working on the firm's time.
Just isn't your day, is it?

At least he won't be using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolutions.
My game?
That would be perfectly satisfactory
Discipline 007 discipline.
What the hell are you doing here?
What kept you?

Sorry old boy better luck next time
Now you can tell about the one that got away
Hell-lo
Not from where I'm standing
You can't win them all
Yes I'd love to.
You don't seem to understand, you see I enjoy my dancing
As I said Latah.
I've come to offer my sincere condolences. My dear Col. Bouvoiah I don't think you should have opened that car door by youshelf.
No well dressed man should be without one.
Well I would never have recognized myself.
Where's the kick starter?
Don't you worry-I'll tell the chef.
Mink...it uh reduces the tenshionsh.
Funny you should say that
I'm not what you'd call a passionate man


Well we corpses have absolutely no sense of time.
What's a nicesh girl like you doing in a place like thish?
Flat intonation: I LOVE YOU
Well I think it's about hotel time.
Look of horror and disgust: Shiamese Vodka?!?!?!
I like sakI. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature-98.4 degrees fahrenheit like this is.
Bird never make nest in bare tree.
If I'm going to be forced to watch television-may I smoke? (I don't and never will smoke so it's just fun to say)



DAF is endlessly quotable:
Number one quote for me: GET IN THE CAAAHR GEET IN THE CAAAHR! If you shee a mad professor in a minibush jhust shmile!
One of us smells like a tart's hankerchief. I'm afraid it's me. Sorry about that old boy.
I was jhust out walking my rat and seemed to have lost my way.
Klash Hergersheimer G Shection-checking radiation Shields.
Metz-how do you spell?
I know G section isn't as important to the operation as you are but we do have our orders
The Akhbar Shah
Pit about our liver sir-and unusual fine solara-1 I believe.....I was referring to the original vintage upon which the sherry is based sir 1851 unmistakable.
GUTEN AHBEND-YOU ARE ENGLISH I SPEAK ENGLISH WHO IS YOUR FLOOR
Alimentary Dr Leiter
Would you settle for a tulip?
I'll just pop upstairs for a moment
Well that's a neat trick
Don't tell me you lost her
Give me five minutes to get up there and five minutes to find Whyte
Good morning gentleman I'm with the Acme pollution inspection we're cleaning up the world and thought this was a suitable starting point.
BITCSH.
You stupid twit you put the real one back in!

I also admittedly still quote some actually many of the FRWL game line readings particularly the awkward necessary ones that have always stuck out ever since 2005 in an endearingly goofy way:
HOW DO I GET TO THE ROOF
Looks like itsh justsh beginning
It’s difficult but not inshurmountable
I’ll drive

Very nice Boots, it is endlessly quotable DAF as we say: "As long as the collar and cuffs match."

One non-Bond lately is Marnie, I forget if it's the exact line but just how it sounds: "Now, now, Marnie...!"

(Though as far as DAF goes, I do sometimes like my WW impressions: "Bah-ja!" "Tell him he's fired!" "Well get him on the phone!"

Though I'm no fan of NSNA, it does have a favourite Connery line: "Yesh, but my martini's still dry."