PTS script ideas for SKYFALL

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Come on Ambler, surely you can do better than that. ;)

Apologies. It was either that or file my nails.

Don´t you have more important things to be doing?

My PhD was on displacement activity. I never finished it.

It would be funny if this was the first time I'd read it.

Refunds available at the door.

I liked it El Ambler Shatt al Ghazni Akhbar.

Twasn't exactly tongue-in-cheek, but rather fist-in-cheek.

It had me laughing out loud, if not rolling on the floor. This reminds me, did Laz ever finish his BOND 23 synopsis?

Maybe you two could pool your resources?

I think Lazenby.'s ran into a wall when MI6 imploded.

A Lazambler SKYFALL would be great.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Refunds available at the door.

I'll take that, thank you. It was pretty much just a summary of everything you've posted before.

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Refunds available at the door.

I'll take that, thank you. It was pretty much just a summary of everything you've posted before.

I could say that about you and your unhealthy obsession with Russia and satellites, but I don't.

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Hilly wrote:

I think Lazenby.'s ran into a wall when MI6 imploded.

At first I thought that was a script idea, because it fits.

Anyway, don't forget Bond has to wear a scarf tie. I'm thinking indigo.

Erica Ambler wrote:

BOND
Doors are for heterosexuals.

You go Craig!

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Refunds available at the door.

I'll take that, thank you. It was pretty much just a summary of everything you've posted before.

Bitterness is so aging.

I demand Part II.

I made a slight ammendment Ambler. Hope you don't mind....



INT. - M’S OFFICE - DAY

Bond bent over desk, Speedos around his ankles. M is thrusting back and forth aggresively, with what appears to be a strap-on dildo attached to her fat waist, ramming it firmly into Bond's backside:

CU of Bond, crying.



BOND
Mother! Make it stop!



M:
You need to trust me, Bond. You know how much your shaved skinhead and waxed balls turns me on.




EXTERIOR:- M’S OFFICE - DAY

Camera moves away from door as the screaming continues.



FADE TO BLACK
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Bond strolls towards the front desk. RANDOM BOND GIRL stares at him impassively. She is in a wheelchair and wears a black hijab.

The original post had me in stitches.

I'd only add a part where Bond cuts off his wiener with a plastic knife from McDonalds to show that he respects women and their rights.

Mr. Brown wrote:

The original post had me in stitches.

I'd only add a part where Bond cuts off his wiener with a plastic knife from McDonalds to show that he respects women and their rights.

Nonsense. Everybody knows James Bond does not have genitals. Not in the convential sense. He was born a girl but his parents allowed him to take testosterone from age 6 in a compassionate display of understanding about his true gender identity.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Bond sings along happily, and puts on some Wayfarers, despite the mid winter’s gloom.

Disturbingly accurate.

Erica Ambler, the seer of seers... prognosticator of prognosticators... emerged reluctantly, but alertly... in The-Middle-Of-Nowhere, Albania... and stated in something resembling English... "Skyfall will be bollocks."

Sorry, folks.

6 more years of Craig.