BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

'Your mission is to take topless pictures of Kate Middleton, 007'.

Why the devil aren't you making stupid silly jibes about my equipment or fiddling about with my hard work as if you were a bored, spoiled, insolent child? You're supposed to be playing along and stop being so damned serious for five minutes! That's the reason why they shoehorned me into this bloody picture! I made you a camera that can also fire bullets and be matched directly to you. What more do you want, a rappelling cummerbund? A better hair stylist?

And the winner is


*drum roll.........*

Blunt Instrument wrote:

'Your mission is to take topless pictures of Kate Middleton, 007'.

Which made me choke on my drink.

Take it away, BI.

Thank you kindly, Rave :*h*: ,

However, seeing as how I am rubbish and quite unable to figure out what the laptop controls equivalent (hey, it's the first one I've owned) of 'right-click and swipe across the pic properties, then copy and paste in the image hoster' is (and also seeing as how I'm in Scotland Sun-Thurs next week and will not be in much of a position to judge entries anyway) ... would someone else like to take this?

On the other hand, I could, erm, plug the mouse from the old 'puter in. Ahem :oops: .

Right then, let's come bang up to date -



As I said, will be towards the end of next week before I can judge entries.

007 deals with M's increasing flatulence his own way!

Danny meets the mods from <craignotbond.com>.

Thanks muchly to AMC Hornet for the 'kick up the arse' PM about judging this ... and it's himself who has won this, I reckon.

Go for it, AMC.

Thanks, Blunt.

I'd be more honoured if there'd been more competition.

Unfortunately, it's been so long since I've posted a picture here that I have once again forgotten how to do it, and after several unsuccessful tries I have given up in disgust and frustration. Will someone else please have a go? I enjoy competing more than judging anyway.

How about this one?!

"I am Moneypenny. Hear me roar!"

Moneypenny just couldn't help herself; she hated Turkish gypsy-woman MC Hammer impersonators with a passion.

'FASHION POLICE! HIT THE DECK! NOW!"

Naomie Harris mistook PTS for PMS.

Bumpity bump-o-rama.

Judging soon, tiff? It's been 2 months :) .

M C Hammers sex change proves a shock to his younger fans.

...and now it's been another two months. Is anyone still alive out there?

Ah yes
After several months of careful review I would like to award the winning prize to
"Fashion police! Hit the deck!"
Over to you Hornet!

Thank you Tiff, but as I mentioned last time I was so honoured, I can't figure out how to upload pictures any more.
So, I'm going to do the honourable thing and offer the next post to Blunt Instrument, for the one I liked best.
Do your worst, Mr. I.

AMC Hornet wrote:

Thank you Tiff, but as I mentioned last time I was so honoured, I can't figure out how to upload pictures any more.

The simple cheap lazy way to post a picture is to simply right click on the photo and copy and paste.
Otherwise, the more responsible way is to upload to a photo site and link from there.

I don't know how I did it, but here it is:

'I don't lishhhten to the Beatleshhh without earmuffshhh, but as you can shhhee I DO like their hairstyleshhh'.

AMC Hornet wrote:

"That ish illogical, Captain."

Beware - Japanese bird always make nest in bushy eyebrows!

AMC Hornet wrote:

"Bleedin' Japaneshe journalishts - oh well, if you can't beat 'em..."