BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

A winner has been chosen:

CJB wrote:

"I'm here for the racial shenshitivity sheminar."

Your go, CJB.

Cheers, Hornet.

"No, next to the sea drill - her name is Grace, and if you don't call off the attack, I'll feed you to her!"

'As last words go, 'the main villain isn't supposed to die before the henchman, you fucking idiot' may be unconventional, Bond. But I stand by them'.

CJB wrote:

Cheers, Hornet.

'No, you idiot. It's one-TWO cha-cha-cha...'

CJB wrote:

Cheers, Hornet.

"Stay back or it will consume you!"
"what..what was that?"
"Teri Hatcher's career....."

"Watch the birdie, you bastard!"

"Oh my god, his breath can strip paint at fifty paces. And I'm sure that's spinach stuck between his teeth."

Oops, forgot 'bout this.

Ravenstone wrote:

'No, you idiot. It's one-TWO cha-cha-cha... '

Gold medal to Rave for this round. Brozzer was always particular about choreography.

Ooops, sorry I'm late


Have at

'So you're Sean's wigmaker? Congratulations, it looks great ... shame about the rest of the movie, but there you go'.

Dammit

Bond (thinking): Dammit! Felix had to show up here. Now he'sh going to tell her hish 'twelve inch' shtory and I'll have losht another one!

'Arshhh', thought Bond. 'If Q had never put a 'Seduce' button on the remote for this robot Felixsh, I wouldn't have just accidentally presshed it'.

Conners struggles to look politically polite as Babs handshake-seals her "first black Bond" deal...

"Well it seemsh that Paula has become an incompetent French secretary who will serve even less to the plot, Felix. Wonder if we'll get a chansh to shag before she turns up dead?...Oh, by the way....black facesh in France. Good thinking Felix."

"Felix Leiter, enchante. Whaddaya say we ditch this loser, go back to my crib and get jiggy with it?"

Thank you kindly, Rave :*h*:.



There we go, Brozzer in his naval commander get-up in TND.

"Who ordered the stripper?"

Ah, right ... that's where your mind is :*e*: .

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Roger Spottiswood's initial solution to the effeminate hair that plagued Brosnan throughout Goldeneye was unconventional - a hat!

Welcome to championship staring.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Ah, right ... that's where your mind is :*e*: .

As ever ;)