BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Right men at front: I give you a million to sleaping with your wife
Left men at front: Sorry but i promis her already to that other guy at the table for 3 million.



Another one:

1962

Right men at front: Dad, i know you are a bit nerves for your first movie of your book, but don't you think you can better quite smoking
Left men at front: So long my name be Fleming, i wil not qoute smoking before i get a second heart atack.

Roger Moore: Ursula don't you think i should be the first James Bond
Ursula thinking: I am so nerves, no i can't ask him or whant to write a new novel with Honey Rider again.

Hilly wrote:

after some consideration I've plumped for Lachesis as the winner. Over to you, sport.

Many thanks I am honoured, lets try this one for size......

Q (thinking): "Dammit - not only did 007 decline to try on the jacket, but the damn thing worked!"

'Q-Branch ishhh buggered when they introduceshhh Health And Shhhafety', Bond thought idly to himself.

lachesis wrote:

Many thanks I am honoured, lets try this one for size......

"So when Mrs. Boothroyd insisted on a three-some with the au pair, I thought, well, why not?"

*SQUELCH* 'Oh for GOD'S SAKE, who let a bloody DOG in here?!?' exclaimed Q. Bond cast his gaze off to one side in an attempt to look innocent.

Q: "Do bring this car back in pristine condition, or you'll replace 005 there, assisting me with testing new equipment."
Bond: "005 isn't the one with the gun, is he?"

All excellent entries but as I am shortly off on my hols I will call this hotly contested with the all consuming...

AMC Hornet wrote:

Q: "Do bring this car back in pristine condition, or you'll replace 005 there, assisting me with testing new equipment."
Bond: "005 isn't the one with the gun, is he?"

Take it away Mr Hornet.

Thank you, Mr. L.

Once again, however, my desire to post a new picture is exceeded only by my inability to make it work. Might I recommend Mr. Blunt as my second?

With pleasure, AMC ... with pleasure :) .

"Sand flies - aaaarghh!"

He'd had to hire a plane and fly it himself to the remote island, but at last Rog had tracked down the movie's clothing designers to their hiding place. And now, they were going to die.

Time for a drink.. Dam where is that botle..

Miles from there on market..


100.000 bad.

OK, that's been a week now ... I declare Prisoner Monkeys the winner, with his 'third nipple removal' suggestion (now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type  ).

Over to you, PM!

Sorry. Completely forgot about this thread.

Anyway, here's the next image:



I hope it hasn't been used yet.

'Bloody 'Super Saver' tickets!'

From Bowler hats to steel teeth the henchmen sent against Bond were becoming increasingly specialised but this 'half man-half train' was chuffed to bits to catch Bond snoozing on the tracks.

After battling henchmen trained in Karate, Kung Fu and other martial arts, Bond finally met his match in the deadly skills of Patrice 'the Tickler.'

'Hahahaha ... very funny Ola, claiming you've just loosened my stunt safety harness'.

'Yes ... 'funny' '.

Hang on - I appear to have lost my arm down this hole in the roof

Ola: "I think 'Tomb Raider' was your best work."
Dan: "Oh Christ, you've seen that?"
Ola: "Those knees - those glorious knees..."
Dan: "Oh, sod off!"

Pic has been up just over 2 weeks now, judging soon?

Bump.

Prisoner Monkeys, you still alive?

Largo's Shark wrote:

Prisoner Monkeys, you still alive?

Election Day blues, I suspect.