BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

On the last day of shooting for Dame Judi, Dan - a la Roger Moore - tells her that Sam Mendes has decided to continue the film with a road trip and a 'Home Alone' climax in Scotland. Unfortunately, Mendes overhears.

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Craig laughed heartily at Dame Judi's suggestion that getting Bond's suits dry-cleaned at the end of the shoot was his responsibility.

Bond and M dig into some Colombian contraband.

"No honestly, Judi - when it's all the way up I can pinch my knob from here..."

"Oh, James!"

"What was in those fire extinguishers?!"

Judi Dench (left) and Daniel Craig (right) reflect on Quantum of Solace.

'Hahahaha, have you SEEN that girl over there 'holding' an imaginary shotgun?'

Ok I think we've had long enough so I shall make the call.... imo this one puts Xenia93 onatopp ^^

Xenia93 wrote:: Judi Dench (left) and Daniel Craig (right) reflect on Quantum of Solace.

Take it away Xenia93....

No rush, Xenia - it's only been 5 1/2 months...

Those images are gone too!

I'm kicking this off again.

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The Broz trying to channel Chow Yun Fat.

'Hold on ... why the hell am I bothering with a silencer on the handgun when the machine-gun makes enough noise to wake the bloody dead?', thought Bond.

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Pinewood, 2004:

"Michael? Barbara? Is that you? Step out where I can see you!"

"Call the proctologist, I've backed into a pipe!"

No wonder Jimmy Fallon beat Pierce at GoldenEye N64: everyone knows you don't take cover behind exploding barrels.

'OK Pierce, we're going for a take. And ... ACTION!'

'Where is Sarah Connor? Uzi nine-millimeetah! I'll be back!'

'Oh, for fuck's sake ... CUT!'

"Sean or Roger would have had hordes of sailors or ninjas helping out here, and we have a bigger budget this time, yet here I am doing all this myself...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!"

CJB wrote:: "Call the proctologist, I've backed into a pipe!"

Winner.

Thus, CJB shall start a new caption.

Thanks, MP.

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Because if it ain't broke... "Call the proctologist, I've backed into a pipe!"

"And you thought you got screwed by Harry and Cubby!"

Bond wouldn't be seen dead drinking that......Here's what you can do with your stinking ideas to advertise Heineken!

Bruce Glover sings 'Writing's on the Wall', Sam Smith style.

'From Bombe Shurprishe to Bum Shurprishe, eh Mishter Wint?'

Wint takes the news of legalized same sex marriage quite well.

Bond helps encourage Wint to sing "Writing's on the Wall".

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