BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

With his new hat choice, Sean was hoping to bowl 'er over...

Nurse Fearing, it won't be Oddjob's hat that splits you in half...

It'sh getting hot in here, sho take off all your clothesh ...

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Have you seen my new shower cap anywhere?

Oh man, these are all great! No one else besides us would be rolling in the floor hysterically over a strange publicity photo from the 60's. I guess Ambler cracked me up the most because of Sean's toupee. Take it away!

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Things began awkwardly for Bond at the inaugural meeting of the 'Hat-Wearing Gentlemen's Club'.

Funeral or not, Bond was not thrilled to be sat next to Ringo Starr. He was not his favourite Beatle.

Erica Ambler wrote:

"He who shmelt it, dealt it."

Bond somehow finds himself in the middle of the unreleased road comedy called IT'S A SMALL WORLD that came after MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD and before CANNONBALL RUN in the segment that failed to spoof THE GODFATHER.

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Thank you, kind sir.

Let's have this from TWINE -

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Quote :

"James, did my top shrink after you put it in the dryer?"

"Don't know what you mean, tit looks fine to me."

Zukovsky's Finest you said?

CJB's reference to Ms. Richards' not-so-hidden assets takes it, I think.

Over to you, sir!

Thanks, BI.

And go:

"He's all yours, Britt. He's already had me - so I hear."

"What do you mean, your real name is Millebaise?"

'Wanna party with me and Maud after the shoot, Herve?'

'I'd love to Britt, but I'm a little short'.

Donald Trump's wet dream - having hands the size of Herve's.

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AMC Hornet wrote:

"He's all yours, Britt. He's already had me - so I hear."

Picking this one because of the mental image I had of Hervé munching Maud.

All yours, AMC.