BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Once upon a time long ago...a gentleman would have played gin rummy with a girl on a train, had an impromptu fashion show or perhaps not discussed love on an empty stomach.

But I'm just a tired bloke who doesn't even care about concealing my firearm. Where's the bloody coffee on this damn train...the problem is there's just no decent service anymore.

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But I wasn't finished yet!



"I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'p'."
"Pig."
"No."
"Prick."
"No."
"Pervert."
"No. It could also start with 'g'."
"Git...goon...gilly...gormless gob..."
"No. It's something I can see."
"Are you sure there isn't a mirror behind me?"
"It could also start with 'a'."
"Don't tempt me..."

In the end, I went with a silly still from one of my least favorite Bond movies. Have at it!

Christmas had previously always thought 'You'll have someone's eye out with those nipples!' was just a figure of speech ...

"If you look, you'll be struck blind!"

"It's worth one eye to find out..."

Jones: "Excuse me, Renard, but my eyes are up here you cis-male scum. Let me tell you about how the patriarchy oppresses women..."
Bond: "Oh jeez, now you've set her off."

One of Brosnan's most difficult challenges in his acting career: Having to restrain his PAINFACE when witnessing Richards trying to act.

The pair had just seen how their careers panned out in Mamma Mia 3D.

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Is there an amount of time I'm supposed to wait before I choose a winner?

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Saturday to Thursday seems like a reasonable amount of time to me.

Whilst I enjoyed the variety of takes, I still have a weakness for any dig at Richards' acting ability, so MPs entry wins.

Have at it!

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FWIW, CJB, I would have given it to you.

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Ha, I had written an entry but removed it. Impulsive posts are the worst.

FieldsMan wrote:

FWIW, CJB, I would have given it to you.

Thanks, Fields, though I will have to delete that post (as well as all my other posts in this forum) in advance of the Commissariat of MeToo's show trials.

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At least if they hang me I'll die with an erection.

When Dalton finds out the Salkinds hired John Glen to direct the Columbus movie without his approval: "Time to leave!"

Kara suddenly realised it wasn't the Aston's gearstick she'd grabbed.

Seeing Tim's 'pain face' in the mirror, Maryam also wished Pierce hadn't been held back by MTM.

In a deleted scene, Rosika Miklos went down on Kara, and Bond popped it in as his Aston's display lights up like Christmas tree.