Movie Bond's worst pick-up lines

For me, it's a toss-up between these two.

"I'm feeling Italian and musical. Let's go to the Mountain Grill."

-- Bond to Miss Taro in DR. NO.

"I can't find the um... the stationary. Do you want to help me look?":

-- Bond to Fields in QUANTUM OF SOLACE.

Yeah, probably the stationary one. Did he lose his Ben 10 pencil case or something?

"Well, I've just had lunch... but I seemed to have missed dessert". - Bond to Feliccia in TSWLM.

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I think the stationary quip works for me because of the better delivery from Craig, Fields' reaction and the fact that the line is contextualised. The one from TSWLM is delivered poorly from Moore in his worst performance and there is no context.

The stationary line was so awful that I didn't recognize it for a pickup line. How Fields did is beyond me. Bright girl, obviously.

QOS' sense of humor does not slay me.

I always thought the line Bond uses to seduce the Angels of Death was the worst pick-up line in the series, mostly because Bond uses the same line to seduce all of the women. You'd think he could be creative enough to try some variation with each of them, because it seems like a bad idea to use the same line since he's living in a mountaintop fortress with twelve women who have been brainwashed by a criminal mastermind and Bond's arch-enemy. If they started discussing "Sir Hilly" and the line he used ... well, that seems far mroe likely to blow Bond's cover than his knowledge of obscure tombstones.

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

I always thought the line Bond uses to seduce the Angels of Death was the worst pick-up line in the series, mostly because Bond uses the same line to seduce all of the women. You'd think he could be creative enough to try some variation with each of them...

...Or maybe it was Maibaum's idea of a joke...

Considering all of the other jokes that he wrote in the series, I find that hard to believe.

'Your time will come' to Goodnight.

Charming .

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year. "

Eight words, but enough reason to hate the whole film.