BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Cheers. More Rog, I think -

Bond saved a lot of precious time by combining bathing, laundry and going to the toilet.

Sure, he had asked May to water his garden while he was away, but she had overdone it.

"Come to India, Roger. It'll be luxurious", they said.

Phantom Commander wrote:

Sure, he had asked May to water his garden while he was away, but she had overdone it.

I think you take it with this, PC. Poor May, not even so much as mentioned in the films.

Very well. Let us try this one:

Unfortunately the richness of the Bondian diet Dalton had been following in order to be as true to Fleming as possible caught up with him at that moment, resulting in flatulence so horrendous it caused his co-stars to pass out.

As soon as Michael is passed out, stinking drunk, Tim tells Barbara to get undressed. And to raise his salary for Bond 16.

Blunt Instrument, that is so childish and so funny. You win this.

Being the sole entrant apart from yourself doubtless helped, hehehe.

There he was. The guy who voted George Lazenby above him on the fan board.

There he was. And the twat was even wearing a lifejacket.

He was starting to get the hang of this ornithology business.

Now you can see why I queried keeping these captioning threads going when so few are participating. I posted that pic nearly 3 weeks ago, and I'd completely forgotten about it.

Phantom Commander spots a rival contender.

Pierce Brosnan brought the Paddy Ashdown squint back into fashion.

For variety's sake, Maeve takes it.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

For variety's sake, Maeve takes it.

Thank you, Blunt Instrument. I recycled an old Clive Anderson joke from 1999 there!

I'll post a new picture tonight when I get home from work.

We'll stick with the Broz. Here's the new BondCapCon image:

And then he came to and realized it was not real. Jinx, Graves, the invisible car, him being Daniel Craig, it had all just been a bout of psychosis. He was still in North Korea.

"What do you mean I'm not getting a fifth Bond film?! I've never been in better shape!"

Pierce Brosnan in the Christmas comedy HOMELESS ALONE.

A more honest vodka ad.

Beers Prosnan was out of Heineken.

What excessive masturbation does to you.