BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Thank you, Mr AMCH! We already have a CapCom from YOLT (or so it seems), but let´s try this one as well:

Phantom Commander wrote:

(At the premiere) : "Who's that shorry looking git in the bad makeup? He looks about ash Japaneshe ash I...oh Chrisht!"

'Wait a damn minute ... thish ishn't boxing!'

AMC Hornet wrote:

Phantom Commander wrote:

(At the premiere) : "Who's that shorry looking git in the bad makeup? He looks about ash Japaneshe ash I...oh Chrisht!"

This one made me chuckle. It is yours, AMC Hornet.

So Soon? OK.

"This feels like destiny, James!"
"Your destiny is to be dumped before my next film. I will return, you will only return to Russia. "

'What's so funny, Pierce?'

'I've heard the track that's coming next Isabella, and trust me ... this is the only sane response'.

George Lazenby´s Russian mail order bride was sent to the wrong address.

They were too giddy to notice the scarecrows moving in on them.

Wade and his boys were doing some gardening in the background.

Time for Piercetroika.

Superman carries Lois Lane safely away from the Mole Men.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

'What's so funny, Pierce?'

'I've heard the track that's coming next Isabella, and trust me ... this is the only sane response'.

A better response than mine to Experience of Love. Your turn, Blunty.

What bland, drippy, insipid crap it is.

OK, here we go -

"An unusually fine ice cream lolly. 51, I believe."
"There is no year for ice cream, James."
"I was referring to the year the cow was born."

"Ice cream toothache!"

Bond explains and demonstrates the term "fellatio".

Bond put his trousers back on, and so she bought him an ice cream.

"For my nexsht trick..."

"Open your mouth and close your eyes. (In my south I have a big surprise.)"

"Ha ha, Cubby asked me to hold this for him while he takes a piss."
"Where do you plan to put that, Sean?"

"Want a bite? I shtole it from that little kid over there, but I am not really into ice cream."

AMC Hornet wrote:

"Ice cream toothache!"

Seems quite appropriate for a pic taken during the production of surely the campiest Bond film.

You're up again, AMC!

I would have chosen one of the others, but all right: