BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

"You have caught me with more than my hands up, Mr Bond. Do you see why they call me Mr Big?"
"Er, no."

"My brain is THIS big. It does not fit in my head."

I know I can't win my own challenge, but I have to share this one:

Mr. Big, just before he became Notorious B.I.G.

Lol, you can still win the internet.


"RACIST!"

"Mr Connery, what if I come at you like this?"
"I am not Sean Connery. My name is Roger Moore."
"Oh. You honkies all look the same to me."

Bond was into scarification in the 70s, and he loved M.

"I am going to kill you, Kananga. Your heroin business is bad enough, but you are emitting CO2 as well. "
"That I am, Mr Bond. The level is THIS high now and I am going to keep breathing ."

Phantom Commander wrote:

"Mr Connery, what if I come at you like this?"
"I am not Sean Connery. My name is Roger Moore."
"Oh. You honkies all look the same to me."

I choose yours again, Commander.
Take it away - I'm looking forward to competing again.

All right! Let´s see what you make of this situation:

"These girls are above my league", thought Bond.
"But Fraulein Bunt? Her I can surely get on her back!"

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Ruby (thinking) : Gosh, Sir Hilary has a lot of thick, luxuriant hair under his kilt - wait, where's Nancy?

Unable to complete her '8', Ruby sends a surprise to either Frauleine Bunt in room 6, or Grunther in room 9. Oh well, no harm done...

They say love can be determined by either a spit or a swallow. Bond waits for Ruby to make up her mind.

Well garron, members, don't let me win this by acclamation - mix in!

Bond felt strangely liberated wearing a skirt. He pondered whether he should ask if he could borrow a dress.

With horror, Bond realised that his dinner had not agreed with him. On the upside, 'going commando' under the kilt would doubtless save him vital seconds when he reached the bathroom.

The mood on the set was pretty low, due to the girls constantly asking why Sean Connery was not in the film.

AMC Hornet wrote:

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Ruby (thinking) : Gosh, Sir Hilary has a lot of thick, luxuriant hair under his kilt - wait, where's Nancy?[/quote]

This one takes it. Back to you, AMC Hornet!

Wot, again? I hope someone can quickly own this one:

It was still better than the subway.

'Miniaturism is just proving too expensive, 007. You're fine with a ride-on safecracking device, yes?'

'Oh for fuck'sh shake, Q!'

Visiting Tanaka was getting more and more tedious.

"Where's the kick-starter on this thing?"

The Tesla prototype did not impress Bond.

Bond would hump anything back in the 70s.