BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

PC wins, for either his Tanaka reference or his 70s dig - whichever you prefer.

Thanks a lot, here is the new one:

"Where R U?"

"Hm! 1+1=...2? That´s crazy."

"That's funny. I thought the alphabet started A, B, C...?"

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"Hmm, now what was that four-letter password again?"

Handcuffed in place, this scriptwriter is busy toiling away at the Bond 26 script. Well, I suppose a deadline is a deadline...

'Somebody said to me the other day that what this ship SHOULD'VE had installed is a mine detector. Pfft, nonsense!'

The staplers were similarly rigged, to cut down on office pilfering.

He urgently needed to open the door to the toilet, but what was the code again? 7806, right? 7608 was the nuclear launch code, right?

The countdown encouraged Cubby's accountant to find a way to bring FYEO in under budget.

"Now, back to my script for Nighthawks. What the hell am I going to call the Anti-Terrorist group Stallone works for?"

AMC Hornet wrote:

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"Hmm, now what was that four-letter password again?"

This one takes it. Good round, with several witty entries, but it is your turn now, AMC Hornet, as this one made me LOL.
Congratulations, and Happy Holiday to you and every one else.

If we had more participants, it wouldn't always come down to just you or me. OK, here goes:

The racist implications suddenly dawned on him. Perhaps he should better lose the game?

'Chess ... AGAIN. Just for a change, could it not be a Mario Kart tournament instead?' sighed Kronsteen.

By mistake, he had lit up the reefer. He hoped no one noticed. Other than himself.

"I'm sure I took that pawn already..."

Kronsteen´s hideous farts always distracted his opponents enough to ensure victory. He had another coming right now.

Decision is imminent - repeat, imminent.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

'Chess ... AGAIN. Just for a change, could it not be a Mario Kart tournament instead?' sighed Kronsteen.

I'm giving this one to Blunty, as a reward for coming out from under his rock and joining in.

What do you have for us, Mr. I?

I thank you.

In an attempt to find an image that hadn't featured before, I went for the 'rogue' Bond movie. Oh yessh.

"Ssshhh, I thought I heard the James Bond Theme playing?"
"Dream on."

"Ssshhh, what is that dripping sound?"
"That is Klaus, salivating at the sight of me."

Blunt Instrument wrote:

<img src="https://www.bondsuits.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Blue-Shirt-Black-Trousers.jpg" alt="Never Say Never Again: Business Casual? – Bond Suits" />

I'm going to have to stay out of this one, as I can't see the picture.