BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Trevanian, do you wish to judge this now? Several good entries. (Not referring to myself.)

Seems like Mr Trevanian has abandoned this thread for the time being, so I present the winner myself:

AMC Hornet wrote:: "Sorry, Mr. Holly, they've decided to go with Matt Munroe."

Congrats, AMC Hornet. You host the next round. bow down

Thank you, Academy. Now, it's been so long - do I still remember how to do this?

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"Your mouth is the right size. For me, that is."

"Does my big toe smell gangrenous to you, Di?"

'Check it out, Diana ... I'm Double Toe 7! Hahaha!'

'*Sighs* Yes, very good George'.

"Crawl over here and kiss my foot."
"James, I want a divorce."

"That fuckin Pierce Brosnan is gonna get some of this up his ass, I tell ya! Goddam pansy!"
"James, this is our honeymoon. Slow down on the drinks, maybe?"

I have to stop this now. It's yours, Phantom Commander. Merry Christmas! (And I have no intention of slowing down on the drinks.)

Thank you, AMC. And a merry Christmas to you as well!

All right, how about this one?

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"I shtill shay 'no meansh yesh'."

"An air gun?"

"That is a Smith & Wesson, and you have had your sex."

"I'm happy to shee you too - can't you tell?"

"I'll take it easy, or hard - I'll take it any way I can get it."

"all right, you've shown me your weapon, now it'sh only fair that I show you mine."

Phantom Commander wrote:

( Thinking ) : "I'm in, there."

AMC Hornet wrote:: "I shtill shay 'no meansh yesh'."

Winner, AMCHornet. Liked your other entries as well.
New picture time! tongue

Wot, me again? Alright:

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'Black jacket, black shirt, black tie ... bloody hell Le Chiffre, who's your outfitter? 50s Villains R Us?'

Flubba McSchwartz regretted picking his nose when his finger got stuck.

"Did your girlfriend sit on your face?"

"You won Crazy Eights, Le Chiffre, but let´s see how it goes with Old Maid."

"Wow, you have really taken care of your body, Daniel."
"I would love me some Danish. Did you bring some?"

Phantom Commander wrote:: "You won Crazy Eights, Le Chiffre, but let´s see how it goes with Old Maid."

Time to call this one, and throw it to Mr. PC. I'm looking forward to rejoining the game.

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