BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

I can never look at a watermelon the same way again ...

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Never fear. It's just a smoke screen to put off the tax man. One press of a button, and the usual leather straps and chains will re-appear.

Natasha 55's disastrous attempt at landing a Skoda helicopter lent to Baker Street Ltd. by the Syrian government.

Sorry Erica, but the end is near.

Is 16 too young for a membership here? I've already picked out my smoking chair, don't deny a younger brother.

16 is too old for Rave.

Thanks for the tip.

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Sharky wrote:

Natasha 55's disastrous attempt at landing a Skoda helicopter lent to Baker Street Ltd. by the Syrian government.

Sorry Erica, but the end is near.

What a shoddily constructed whirlybird that was.

But enough about Natasha 55. Arf.

Sharky wrote:

16 is too old for Rave.

Years or inches?

Ravenstone wrote:

Sharky wrote:

16 is too old for Rave.

Years or inches?

I have enough trouble with 9 far less 16.... :shock:

16 cm may be more realistic ;)

So did MOO7RE suffocate under a pair of 36MMMs or did he get relocated to a FEMA camp?

Baker St just isn't the same kind of quality entertainment venue it used to be without him.

No offense Ambler, it's just the new batch of Nataschas have stolen my wallet and given me VD. The old ones just stole my wallet...

We need one call girl to pull this place back together...

Sasha Grey.

Political activist. Author. Anal angel.

Mr. Brown wrote:

We need one call girl to pull this place back together...

Sasha Grey.

Political activist. Author. Anal angel.

You forgot thespian. How could you forget her performance on Entourage? Surely just an oversight.

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Apologies for the state of Baker Street, Agent Cicciolina. Looks more like Chernobyl than Le Chabanais.

I take all the blame.

Look at the cobwebs in here! It's a disgrace! No self-respecting dominatrix lets their dungeon get into this state, I can tell you.

Well, maybe some cobwebs. After all, they do add ambiance. And give the slaves something to lick clean.

What have you done with poor innocent Fae, and what's that smell coming from the cellar? Smells like radiative kippers.

Poor innocent Fae? Are we speaking of the same wee cherubic urchin with a mind so far into the sewers we need to call Dynorod for a glimpse?

Don't look at me about the cellars. I can assure you, my dungeons are in perfect working order. Nothing squeaks but the PVC. And absolutely everything is oiled.

And I do mean everything.

Well, you can't beat a spot of 10/40. Adds a certain charm.

Ravenstone wrote:

Poor innocent Fae? Are we speaking of the same wee cherubic urchin with a mind so far into the sewers we need to call Dynorod for a glimpse?

Fae's doing fine here in New York.

I mean, Fae's doing fine.

Taught her everything she knows ;)

Although thankfully, I didn't teach her everything I know ;)

Got to leave something for those rain delays.

Health Department finally shut this place down?