BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Who is Helga? I'm not on a first name basis with anyone it seems.

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Erica Ambler wrote:

Rave, can you get Helga's room ready? I have a feeling she's going to be back with us very soon now.

I was hired for motion capture on that, but got paid a grand total of £1.99. I now understand why.

Helga's the lead! Her co-star is a disinterested wet fish. Just like in that desert adventure she did.

Largo's Shark wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Rave, can you get Helga's room ready? I have a feeling she's going to be back with us very soon now.

I was hired for motion capture on that, but got paid a grand total of £1.99. I now understand why.

Seems like Olga has bills to pay.

Welcome aboard, Ice.

Lost footage from Baker Street?

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Guys, your hot sexy better half wants to try out a sex toy with you, and asks you to wear a 3-inch latex penis extension.

Are you offended?

I'm expecting a lot of "I don't need it" responses cuz every guy in Baker Street is well above the national average.

My friend asked me for something kinky and I told her to try a Q-Tip in her ass....will get feedback tomorrow...

Erica Ambler wrote:

Rave, can you get Helga's room ready? I have a feeling she's going to be back with us very soon now.

Good to have her back.

Rave did an excellent job with Helga's room, by the way. I hope the price of the bed didn't set us back too much, though!

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Guys, your hot sexy better half wants to try out a sex toy with you, and asks you to wear a 3-inch latex penis extension.

You're my favorite B&B poster, Dog. :)

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Guys, your hot sexy better half wants to try out a sex toy with you, and asks you to wear a 3-inch latex penis extension.

I think this deserves its own topic.

Control wrote:

Rave did an excellent job with Helga's room, by the way. I hope the price of the bed didn't set us back too much, though!

The budget was blown getting the stains out of the mattress.

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Not everyone is the consummate professional that Silva is. Some are rank amateurs.

Or something that sounds rather similar, anyway.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

The budget was blown getting the stains out of the mattress.

That's why the first rule of blowing is swallow don't spit. Or so Silva tells me, I hasten to add.

Helps if his diet includes a lot of pineapple and other fruits... :5*:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

The budget was blown getting the stains out of the mattress.

That's why the first rule of blowing is swallow don't spit. Or so Silva tells me, I hasten to add.

Helps if his diet includes a lot of pineapple and other fruits... :5*:

Fruits? I think that's guaranteed.

Ravenstone wrote:

I blame myself. I knew I should have made you sit an exam. I'm sure Sharky would have overseen the Oral.

Yeah, all your fault.

Fae wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

I blame myself. I knew I should have made you sit an exam. I'm sure Sharky would have overseen the Oral.

Yeah, all your fault.

It's as big as the San Andreas Fault.

Largo's Shark wrote:

Fae wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

I blame myself. I knew I should have made you sit an exam. I'm sure Sharky would have overseen the Oral.

Yeah, all your fault.

It's as big as the San Andreas Fault.

I also blame you.

You and Rave can share in the guilt of your failure to properly educate.

Fae wrote:

Largo's Shark wrote:

Fae wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

I blame myself. I knew I should have made you sit an exam. I'm sure Sharky would have overseen the Oral.

Yeah, all your fault.

It's as big as the San Andreas Fault.

I also blame you.

You and Rave can share in the guilt of your failure to properly educate.

Among other things, I'm sure.

Sharing is caring.

How are things on the other side of the globe, Fae? :)

Erica Ambler wrote:

It's generally acknowledged that The Kit Kat Klub was based on Baker Street. The idea was taken to Germany in 1891 by Professor Moriarty after he dispatched Sherlock Holmes at Reichenbach Falls.

Not surprised. Always assumed M007RE was the basis for the Master of Ceremonies.

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Largo's Shark wrote:

You and Rave can share in the guilt of your failure to properly educate.

I don't educate, darling. I discipline.