BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Try as he might, Pierce just couldn't get used to the odour coming from this script.

'That's ... that's how the FINISHED version of the parasurf sequence looks?'

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"You don't need to replace me with John Travolta - see?"

Looks like he's forgotten the words to "Does your Mother Know" again....

Didn't realize it had been two weeks since I was passed the baton. Therefore, I declare lachesis winner and that means it's his duty to post the new image for the BondCapCon.

Very kind and many thanks... Let's try this one...

lachesis wrote:

"Yesh, I shaid I would only return to Bond if they gave me a shcene with me relaxing in a on a hot tub. I can shee Harry fuming from over here! Ya hear dat, you basterd?"

That guy is definitely looking at Sean's man meat.

'Whatever you do don't knock the wig off, for God's sake' thought the clapperboard guy to himself.

It's been long enough I think so I will pick Blunt Instruments wig comment as the worthy winner....BI the floor is yours.....

Thank you lachesis, and apologies for taking almost a fortnight to spot it was my go next   .

A distracted Daniel Craig misses the test flight of the first self propelled gas powered woman.

"And then I get a motorcycle and do WHAT!?! Who does that? Who exactly?"

and because this looked too good:



"Firstsh you getsh me a sh**ty suitesh at a fleabag casino in the middle of nowareh, thensh Harry blewsh all the money at the tablesh, and nowsh after giving me this godforsaken dead ferret on my head and leftover wardrobe from the loungsh act, you put cold waterh in the bauth! I got better  f***ing treatment on damn Darby O' Gill!"

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"Have you SEEN that gun he's using? I think I'll just stay here for the next two hours!"

OK, that's more than long enough ... I declare AMC the winner, because the odd appearance of Patrice's gun struck me too on my first viewing of Skyfall.

Over to you!

Thank you Mr. Blunt, but as I'm still useless at posting photos, I'll pass the honour to HGTB.
Take it away, Boots!

Bond had enjoyed working with Wai Lin up to that point. Such a shame she'd chosen to stand in front of the dragon just then.

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Upon receiving word that he has been replaced, Pierce uses Q's virtual combat simulator to express his disappointment to Barbara and Michael.

"This movie really does drag on."

'Excellent, working well. Now, a couple of these planted at the entrance to Skyfall's floating casino and triggered at just the right time should see me recalled for Bond. Muhahaha'.

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Pierce puts the final touches on his routine in preparation for the Comedy Network's Roast of Daniel Craig.

CJB wrote:

"This movie really does drag on."

I can't top this, so I won't even try.

CJB wrote:

"This movie really does drag on."

And indeed it does, especially at this point with the beginning of the continual 007 puppy dog looks at Wai Lin.

Lower away!

Cheers.