BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

The same open-handed technique that Sean would later describe to Barbara Walters works equally well on the back of the knee, for correcting the attitude of recalcitrant lesbian pilots.

OK its been a week and the winner is 00twelve.

"Hmm. I'll give that cleavage a five. Tops."

Sean does seem to be scoring Pussy's assets but I think she rates a lot higher than 5. Sean can be a smug bastard. Take it away OOTwelve.

Oh, my, very sorry-- I had gotten wrapped up in a play I'm in and had completely forgotten about the contest. Many apologies.

Here we go with the new contest. Winner announced 11/16/11. Take it away:

Even in the middle of a do-or-die bobsled chase with Blofeld, Bond was STILL traumatised by the notion that he'd almost gotten into bed with Irma Bunt.

Goggles were no defence against Peter Hunt.

Using the Swiss urinals in a blizzard was no joking matter.

Hilarious entries so far, keep 'em comin'! Winner announced Wednesday!!

"She had lots of garlic!"

Thanks so much for the hilarious entries, guys!!

In the end, I had to give it to Blunt Instrument...

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Even in the middle of a do-or-die bobsled chase with Blofeld, Bond was STILL traumatised by the notion that he'd almost gotten into bed with Irma Bunt.

Take it away!

Thank you kindly, 00Twelve. :D

Here you go ...

They were fraternal twins.

"Hey Sean, har har har, did you see what Babsy did to poor nu-Bond? She dressed him up in frillies and made him plump for femmynism."
"I'd show her a good plumping, if she ever pulled that sh**e with me.'
'You're an animal Sean."
"You're a stud Rog. She needs a good bum slappy, that one."
"I think she needs a good shag, Sean."
"You'll shag anything, Rog. Cough, cough, Mayday, cough, cough."
"You got me there Sean, but I wouldn't shag her with your pole."
"You wouldn't know what to do with my pole, Rog."
'Yea I would. I know you wanted to shag Klebb, Sean."
"I bet you shagged that camel you were riding in Spy WhoShagged Me."
"Who told? har har har!"
"I did do Klebb! har har har!"

"You know, Sean, if I weren't a man..."
"I didn't know you were a man, Rogshy."
Roger (thinking):Go ahead and laugh - I'll make more money for playing Bond than you ever did.
Sean (thinking): Go ahead and laugh - I'll get more Oshcar nominashions for my acting than you ever will.

That's over a week now, and the winner is ... tiffanywint.

Over to you, TW. :)

Blunt Instrument wrote:

That's over a week now, and the winner is ... tiffanywint.

Over to you, TW. :)

Thanks, let me defer to Prisoner Monkey, Hornet or Ambler. Whoever jumps first. See what they come up with.

Dammit - I have a good one, but I can't figure out how to post it.

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Thanks, Satchmo. I'll try again...



Finally! Thanks, T.W.

AMC Hornet wrote:

Thanks, Satchmo. I'll try again...



...ah, screw it.

you can also just copy and paste on the photo. that seems to work too.

"Hey Bond, never mind Le Chiffre and his girly rope-and-chair routine, guess what I'm going to do to your balls"

'Seeing as how this isn't the remote-control Beamer from TND, Oddjob ... both hands on the wheel, eh? There's a good chap'.

"Craig's not so tough. He insisted I take off my ring."

AMC Hornet wrote:

When Bond cuts him up once too often

"Wanker!"

Shocking...