BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Well, there wasn't exactly an avalanche of entries ... but I think I'll give it to FieldsMan. Hooray for smut!

Over to you, young sir.

Thanks BI...

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Ursula Andress: the only person ever to coax some change out of Sean Connery's pockets.

Dr No out-take ... Bond does handstands while Honey and Thing from the Addams Family look on.

This was likely right before Sir Sean asked her if she had some Scottish in her.

Bond attempting to describe the size of his penis.

At Ursula's request, Sean moves the Earth six inches to the right...

Wow forgot about this… I'll go with Blunt Instrument.

Thank you kindly, FM.



There we go, Craig on the run in Skyfall.

BB: "Dan, Women's Rights Awareness Week is coming up! I've got an outfit picked out for you! Dan? Dan, where are you...?"

Riverdance, into the fy-yah.

"I can feel it trickling out… Where's the lavatory?!"

Barbarah Brocolli's cameo was considered too subversive and cgi was employed to edit her out along with the harness and carriage. However Mendes is under instruction to make amends for her SPECTRE appearance.

That's probably long enough. I reckon AMC Hornet takes it!

Thank you, thank you. (Note: I never indicated whether Dan was running from or to BB).
And hey, I even figured out how to post again!

Better take advantage of this before I forget again, too.

Even looking like that, Barbara Broccoli insisted Daniel was good for one more film.

"You are mistaken. My name is not Goldprick."

Psst don't stare but there's someone over there trying to pull off a pale blue towelling playsuit.........

"If I just hold it low, under the tabletop, Teacher will never suspect I'm texting in class..."

'Damn faulty thing, it isn't letting me contact Pussy!'

*Poolside sniggering*

"This is my usual seat as I've had a gold penis attached to it, so when I sit down…"

"Dollars?! Oh no, no, no, my dear Mr. Simmons - I'm quite sure I said we were playing for pfennig. Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket! Yeah! So, I owe you - let's see - $600 in your charming American currency. And that's rounding up...!"

Sorry, I forgot that this round it's up to me to judge.

I give it to Lachesis for her reference to Sean's onesie.

Please continue.

AMC Hornet wrote:

Sorry, I forgot that this round it's up to me to judge.

I give it to Lachesis for her his reference to Sean's onesie.

Please continue.

Many thanks...well except the sexual confusion of course.

Lets try this one -