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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:27 am

Well, there wasn't exactly an avalanche of entries ... but I think I'll give it to FieldsMan. Hooray for smut!

Over to you, young sir.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:30 am

Thanks BI...

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:46 pm

Quote :


Ursula Andress: the only person ever to coax some change out of Sean Connery's pockets.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:55 am




Dr No out-take ... Bond does handstands while Honey and Thing from the Addams Family look on.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:09 am

This was likely right before Sir Sean asked her if she had some Scottish in her.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:29 am

Bond attempting to describe the size of his penis.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:26 am

At Ursula's request, Sean moves the Earth six inches to the right...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:52 am

Wow forgot about this… I'll go with Blunt Instrument.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:30 am

Thank you kindly, FM.



There we go, Craig on the run in Skyfall.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:10 am





BB: "Dan, Women's Rights Awareness Week is coming up! I've got an outfit picked out for you! Dan? Dan, where are you...?"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:53 pm

Riverdance, into the fy-yah.


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:08 pm



"I can feel it trickling out… Where's the lavatory?!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:59 am




Barbarah Brocolli's cameo was considered too subversive and cgi was employed to edit her out along with the harness and carriage. However Mendes is under instruction to make amends for her SPECTRE appearance.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:07 am

That's probably long enough. I reckon AMC Hornet takes it!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:38 am

Thank you, thank you. (Note: I never indicated whether Dan was running from or to BB).
And hey, I even figured out how to post again! w00t

Better take advantage of this before I forget again, too.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:08 pm

Even looking like that, Barbara Broccoli insisted Daniel was good for one more film.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:39 pm

"You are mistaken. My name is not Goldprick."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:25 pm




Psst don't stare but there's someone over there trying to pull off a pale blue towelling playsuit.........
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:55 pm



"If I just hold it low, under the tabletop, Teacher will never suspect I'm texting in class..."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:37 pm


"Idris Elba will play who???"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:18 am



'Damn faulty thing, it isn't letting me contact Pussy!'

*Poolside sniggering*
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:26 am



"This is my usual seat as I've had a gold penis attached to it, so when I sit down…"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:01 pm



"Dollars?! Oh no, no, no, my dear Mr. Simmons - I'm quite sure I said we were playing for pfennig. Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket! Yeah! So, I owe you - let's see - $600 in your charming American currency. And that's rounding up...!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:49 am

Sorry, I forgot that this round it's up to me to judge.

I give it to Lachesis for her reference to Sean's onesie.

Please continue.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:36 pm

AMC Hornet wrote:
Sorry, I forgot that this round it's up to me to judge.

I give it to Lachesis for her his reference to Sean's onesie.

Please continue.

Many thanks...well except the sexual confusion of course.

Lets try this one -

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