Strangest/Grossest food you'd ever eaten?!?

For me, I was at a Chinese Restaurant once as a guest of a large dinner party and someone else (my Chinese friend from Hong Kong) was doing the ordering for the entire table, it had to be sea cucumbers.

They are slimy like snail and gross like the stuff that comes out of your snout when you have a sinus cold!!

wiki info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_cucumber

the dish we had sort of look like this:

In Scotland they batter everything with breadcrumbs, deep fry it and die young.

Fried Mars Bars are a particular favourite. Marianne Faithfull is said to be particularly partial to them.

McDonald's

Fried Mars at least is a good honest get-fat-and-ugly-in-record-time meal, doesn't claim to be anything else.

I once drank a cup of this cat-digested coffee. Tasted like ordinary vending machine stuff.

Squid salad. Deep-fried Mars Bars are nothing compared to this.

Various junk food aside, the meal that still haunts me is a seafood omelette I had in Japan. Parts of it moved. I wish I had a picture.

Kennon wrote:

I once drank a cup of this cat-digested coffee. Tasted like ordinary vending machine stuff.

Yeah, I had some of that catshit coffee. Indonesian, supposedly.

Cost me £15. Next time I'll just set fire to my money.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Kennon wrote:

I once drank a cup of this cat-digested coffee. Tasted like ordinary vending machine stuff.

Yeah, I had some of that catshit coffee. Indonesian, supposedly.

Cost me £15. Next time I'll just set fire to my money.

Well, let's say it tastes like coming from a good vending machine. Instead of from a cat's arse.

I could have filmed Oppers drinking it and sold the clip to Germany as porn.

The master race have strange tastes. And all their road maps lead to Poland.

Wasn't it from Indonesia? Are Germans into Indonesia-porn? Or cat-porn? Maybe coffee-porn?

I'm about to have dinner so I'll let some one else explain this one.

To put it simply, in Indonesia the highly expensive Kop Lupak variety is made from coffee berries eaten, digested and shat out by the Asian Palm Civet (Toddy Cat).

I know that. But what do the Jerries contribute to the shit? Are they the only ones who can afford it?

They are the only ones drinking it.

Sharky wrote:

To put it simply, in Indonesia the highly expensive Kop Lupak variety is made from coffee berries eaten, digested and shat out by the Asian Palm Civet (Toddy Cat).

OMG....I read about the homeless in an Asian country who visit cattle farms and look for bullshit (as in fresh cow-tata) with any undigested grains that can be plucked out and nibbled on...but never thought the rich would want to brew a berry that was shat out by an animal.

But it can't beat this. A Japanese scientist has developed an alternative meat source, made out of soy protein, steak sauce, and human excrement.

I've had a fried pickle before. Not really gross, though.


While I've never tried it, my grandfather was always fond of head cheese.

Then again, if you drink enough, that shit would probably go down quite easy.

Will try this for next Halloween.

Octopusburger in North Africa. Tasted like rubber. On top of that, it was bought in a pirate den.

GeneralGogol wrote:

Various junk food aside, the meal that still haunts me is a seafood omelette I had in Japan. Parts of it moved. I wish I had a picture.

I'm grateful you don't...

Phantom Commander wrote:

Octopusburger in North Africa. Tasted like rubber. On top of that, it was bought in a pirate den.

We used to have a poster name o' Octobenny. Name was Benny and OP was his favorite Bond flick. Not sure if he's ever pounded down an octoburger, however.

The only really foul things I've ever eaten are shellfish--clams, shrimp, crab, lobster. Quoth the raven, nevermore.

Perilagu Khan wrote:

Phantom Commander wrote:

Octopusburger in North Africa. Tasted like rubber. On top of that, it was bought in a pirate den.

We used to have a poster name o' Octobenny. Name was Benny and OP was his favorite Bond flick. Not sure if he's ever pounded down an octoburger, however.

But maybe a pussyburger?

I'm told he found the gingers particularly delectable...

Duck spring roll. Disgusting.

Phu Yuck to duck?

CJB wrote:

Phu Yuck to duck?

That's just not my scene.

(Applause erupts in the background.)