Your favourite court jesters of Bond fandom

Makeshift Python wrote:

jb00seven is another one I notice that seems to have been forgotten.

I remember him, he had your avatar and despised Craig's casting. His punch-line was "have you tried therapy?" :shock:

See Dom's been added to the list. Didn't he claim to be a Marine sharpshooter or something and contradict himself often?

Ah, these were the days. These were the times that tried mens souls.

Yeah I think he told another user that he would make a terrible marine and get a "code red".

I voted for Thrice, because he was fun about it all.

Mr. Brown wrote:

PierceFan was another gem.

I totally forgot about him. God, sniffing his new accounts out was fun. And I was always right. And he always insisted he wasn't Piercefan, than to backpeddle, and then towards the end there was the whole actual pretending to be a chick thing.

What a hilarious, scrawny, little, gender-confused Asian teenager he was.

Voted for Scashy. You can't go passed that. MOORE SHOULD still be BOND. If you DISAGREE with me you ARE NOT a BOND FAN!

I was initially looking for Octopussy, but he was just... Um... Yeah...

This was easy. Casino Royale. Especially his dating trials. RK would take pity and offer up long posts of advice. Gutwrenching stuff.

"a gril wnt 2 slep wit me but i liv in texis an she liv in mexiko. lol wut do i do"

"how do i hav secks on tracfone? lol no but rly how do i. lol"

"Hey! mah dik fits in 1 of thoze holz in da fone!"

Does anybody still have the video of Bondfan doing "Bond, James Bond?" That was priceless.

What a great list.

Thrice was probably the best troll in MI6 history. His 300 thread shall never be forgotten.

I had no problem with Mr. E until he randomly started emailing me death threats.

CASINOROYALE's threads about being in love with his cousin or whatever were only outdone by his claims that he was offered a scholarship to play basketball at a major university, despite being barely 5-feet tall and looking like he's permanently undergoing chemotherapy.

PierceFan (or was that BondLover12?) and codename:cobra are shining examples of Assperger's.

007domanator and j7 are just dumbasses.

I go with Thrice.

Jack Wade wrote:

007domanator and j7 are just dumbasses.

yet you keep asking me for TITS photos

It's one of your strengths.

j7wild wrote:

Jack Wade wrote:

007domanator and j7 are just dumbasses.

yet you keep asking me for TITS photos

The two aren't mutually exclusive, j7. But please post some tits.

Thricey.

Funny fucker who turned out to be right about the dulling of the franchise.

Pretty certain 007domanator was a CASINOROYALE alter. Every once in a while the two accounts would hijack a thread and hold a long, chummy conversation that seemed Very Forced. (Neither of them really got on with anyone else...)

If only there was a way of finding some of these posts, a few of Dom's were classics in their way.

CJB wrote:

Thricey.

Funny fucker who turned out to be right about the dulling of the franchise.

IIRC, Thrice had a hearing disorder...so Bond dialogue in the movies, without the benefit of closed caption, made it difficult to follow. So if there wasn't a flurry of Brozzayawn-styled action sequences, he got bored. He also thought Mollaka's killing in Casino Royale was racist...even though the majority of all Bond killings are white males. :roll:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

He also thought Mollaka's killing in Casino Royale was racist...even though the majority of all Bond killings are white males. :roll:

He wouldn't be the only one. I read some mainstream criticism of the construction scene chase and demolition, stating that it was "borderline-racist" for Bond to drive with abandon through a construction site full of black people. Frankly, I thought it was a very politically correct scene; in the real world that construction site would have been full of illegal aliens from Mexico.

bond_fan was the best. A legend in his own right. I had some amusing battles with him back in the day on MI6.....them were the days.

I wonder what that poor sod is up to these days......

FieldsMan wrote:

Voted for Scashy. You can't go passed that. MOORE SHOULD still be BOND. If you DISAGREE with me you ARE NOT a BOND FAN!

Oh dear lord - the picture that came with that! We need to locate that.

I don't know who to vote for ... its very difficult.

Fae wrote:

FieldsMan wrote:

Voted for Scashy. You can't go passed that. MOORE SHOULD still be BOND. If you DISAGREE with me you ARE NOT a BOND FAN!

Oh dear lord - the picture that came with that! We need to locate that.

It's this with a Santa Claus hat pasted on it:



Think it was for one of St. George's avatar Crimbo fests.

Tricky choice, but I plumped for CR ... the cretinous fuckwittery of his posts followed by the mockery they would inevitably draw gave me much entertainment.

In the end I voted j7, but they're all my favourites, as Brucie would say

x

Erica Ambler wrote:

Was codename: cobra the one who played the disability card at every opportunity?

Both him and BondLover12, though cobra was more prone to long, single paragraph, dyslexic rants about stuff. Like Lazenby., except without the grammar.