Your favourite court jesters of Bond fandom

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lucky swine

BondLover12 and codename : cobra were prime examples of why those with behavioural disorders and the like are maybe better off avoiding forums ... if you have 'faulty' irony and sarcasm-o-meters, you'll just get VERY wound up.

Sharky wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Was codename: cobra the one who played the disability card at every opportunity?

Both him and BondLover12, though cobra was more prone to long, single paragraph, dyslexic rants about stuff. Like Lazenby., except without the grammar.

BondLover12 also created a duplicate account that focused primarily on elimination games. He kept quiet, even after his original account got banned. Then one day he ranted on some thread in such a fashion it seemed too obvious that it was the same fuckwit.

I remember BondLover12 going on about a text message he was waiting weeks for. Some kind of deal. It was either narcotics or him finally getting his dick sucked.

Sharky wrote:

Fae wrote:

FieldsMan wrote:

Voted for Scashy. You can't go passed that. MOORE SHOULD still be BOND. If you DISAGREE with me you ARE NOT a BOND FAN!

Oh dear lord - the picture that came with that! We need to locate that.

It's this with a Santa Claus hat pasted on it:



Think it was for one of St. George's avatar Crimbo fests.

Nope. That wasn't it.

It was with Moore in suit with a girl in a bikini. Classic.

SHE'S REALLY SWOONING AT MOORE! IT'S NOT EVEN ACTING!

God help Facebook if it ever installs lightbulb smilies.

He got so excited he lost his hair.

Jack Wade wrote:

Lol. Are you friends with him on Facebook, Wade?

That kid is as smooth as a scalp. Snooki must've felt he was a cut above.

Jack Wade wrote:

Jesus...

Too bad his English isn't as polished as his head.

CR has his facebook set on public, so occasionally I look over just for a good laugh as well. That one is the best.

Back in '08, he would send me messages frequently asking me to write Bond fan film screenplays for him.

I missed out writing this scene, where Bond's motor home explodes:




Now I deliver coffee to him every day on the set of TRANSFORMERS IV.

I hope 007's cousin/wife Billy Bob Bond survived the explosion.

Mr. Brown wrote:

Back in '08, he would send me messages frequently asking me to write Bond fan film screenplays for him.

I missed out writing this scene, where Bond's motor home explodes:




Now I deliver coffee to him every day on the set of TRANSFORMERS IV.

That bitch be gangsta.

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Mr. Brown wrote:

Back in '08, he would send me messages frequently asking me to write Bond fan film screenplays for him.

I missed out writing this scene, where Bond's motor home explodes:




Now I deliver coffee to him every day on the set of TRANSFORMERS IV.

I'm sure the neighbors were real impressed with that performance

"911. We have a maniac on the street blowing up cars in his driveway. Please respond!"

or was that just a film effects clip?

Erica Ambler wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

Now I deliver coffee to him every day on the set of TRANSFORMERS IV.

"Yeah ... ugh .... like, fetch my shoes, dude."

"Get me a Mountain Dew bro."

Mr. Brown wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

Now I deliver coffee to him every day on the set of TRANSFORMERS IV.

"Yeah ... ugh .... like, fetch my shoes, dude."

"Get me a Mountain Dew bro."

"CODE RED".

Sharky wrote:

Made of win.

As for CR ... oh dear lord.