Friend or Foe?

Prepare the hoses and rubber bullets.

Erica Ambler wrote:

I have had my way with policemen. Usually it involved a truncheon.

Perhaps you should split this off into a Friend or Foe thread, Oh Shark.

I've just added Dog to my foes for having an entirely unsatisfactory replacement arse avatar.

This place is sure looking empty.

Only me and Oppers left. As God intended.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Only me and Oppers left. As God intended.

Adam and Eva Braun.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Try a simple test...add me to foes and see if it blocks the ass.

The ass? I don't like the indeterminacy of that. Nope, I don't like it one bit.

:x

Oy. I don't even post in the Star Trek thread.

Santa wrote:

Oy. I don't even post in the Star Trek thread.

Santa is my one true love.

I'm having her embalmed.

No. You're in a bit of a mood with me.

I'm in a mood with everyone. I have a toothache that just defeated four Co-codamol.

What do you suggest?

Blow job?

That will do nicely. I think I'll start with Prisoner Monkeys first.

Might shut him up for a while.

Nice avatar, Shark. Judging by that fag I bet she gives good head.

Erica Ambler wrote:

That will do nicely. I think I'll start with Prisoner Monkeys first.

Anything you put in his mouth, you might lose.

Telling him about Skyfall can cause serious brain injury which causes him to bite down. Hard. In fact, you should understand the bite-reflex is so strong his jaws might have to be pried open with a crowbar.

Oh wait, unless you're the one giving head....

Erica Ambler wrote:

Nice avatar, Shark. Judging by that fag I bet she gives good head.

Thanks, I'll phone Alain Delon. Not sure Schneider's up for it now, though. A rotting corpse makes blow jobs a little tricky.

Sharky wrote:

A rotting corpse makes blow jobs a little tricky.

I know what you mean. I usually prop their heads up against the tombstone.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Oh wait, unless you're the one giving head....

There's an entire army of people here willing to bite Prisoner Monkeys's cock off. Not that he'll ever need it, mind you.

Sharky wrote:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Oh wait, unless you're the one giving head....

There's an entire army of people here willing to bite Prisoner Monkeys's cock off. Not that he'll ever need it, mind you.

Might make him less of a pisser.

As Dog has an encyclopaedic knowledge of what I suppose must now be called Download Nasties, perhaps she can tell me which films feature cocks being bitten off.

I need to brush up on my technique.

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Fond memories of Santa.

Ambler doesn't want CG penis, he wants the real thing. On video.

PIRANHA 3D's worth the watch, though.

John Holmes. Now he would have made a great Bond.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

If that penis had been black the piranha could have eaten for days.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

If that penis had been black the piranha could have eaten for days.

Well since I'm now on Ambler's foes list, the truth can now be told about him and Santa and their break-up.

Ambler was really in love with his girl friend Santa, so he decided to tattoo her name on his penis. When the penis was erect it said Santa, when it wasn't erect it only spelled the letters S and A. So they'd go to bars, motel rooms, he got lucky and scored. One night on a date, he went to the bathroom and saw a guy in a coat and hat and 'Prisoner Monkeys' nametag peeing next to him, and on his penis he saw the letters S and A. So he asked " hey, do you also have a girlfriend named Santa?, and Monkeys said "no, my tattoo says, Skyfall, opening 9 November 2012 in USA."