Friend or Foe?

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Ambler was really in love with his girl friend Santa, so he decided to tattoo her name on her penis.

I knew it.

I never managed to see my name in full. SNA was about as far as we got.

Santa wrote:

I never managed to see my name in full. SNA was about as far as we got.

In chat-rooms he blames it on you, says even a 747 looks small in the Grand Canyon.

He must be talking about another Santa.

It's a common name.

Small world, big canyon.

You two can both take your tiny penises and fuck off. And then you can fuck off a bit more.

I want a divorce.

I say we get equal distribution of property. i take her lower half, you take the rest..

I want the torso at weekends.

Sharky wrote:

Might shut [Prisoner Monkeys] up for a while.

He'll loosen up (pun not intended) a bit after we lock him up with Hot Gay Sex and A Good Ass Blowing for the weekend.

Who knows, he may even crack a smile every now and then.

A broad grin at both ends, you might say.

Sharky wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Only me and Oppers left. As God intended.

Adam and Eva Braun.

Eeeeeewwww...

Erica Ambler wrote:

Actually, Prisoner Monkeys f ucks me off a lot more than J7 these days.

Nothing worse than a humourless soulless characterless politically correct machine. Hell, I can turn the BBC on if I want that.

Well, j7 is someone's idea of an elaborate joke. PM is a real person...

Salomé wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Actually, Prisoner Monkeys f ucks me off a lot more than J7 these days.

Nothing worse than a humourless soulless characterless politically correct machine. Hell, I can turn the BBC on if I want that.

Well, j7 is someone's idea of an elaborate joke. PM is a real person...

got to wonder sometimes.

j7 is an android I put together in the late 90s. He was designed to post titty pictures on countless Internet forums.

Taking note of his recent political rants, I understand that something has gone terribly wrong.

The caps lock got stuck.

Mr. Brown wrote:

j7 is an android I put together in the late 90s. He was designed to post titty pictures on countless Internet forums.

Taking note of his recent political rants, I understand that something has gone terribly wrong.

Call it wishful thinking, but can I ask -

1) Did you build in a self-destruct?

2) Is it triggered by kicking him very hard in the balls?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

j7 is an android I put together in the late 90s. He was designed to post titty pictures on countless Internet forums.

Taking note of his recent political rants, I understand that something has gone terribly wrong.

Call it wishful thinking, but can I ask -

1) Did you build in a self-destruct?

2) Is it triggered by kicking him very hard in the balls?

if he is an android, a kick in the balls might not do your foot much good..:)

But SO worth it, you'll agree.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

But SO worth it, you'll agree.

Naturally. I'd imagine a queue would form. Orderly of course.

A couple of questions for j7wild:

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.

4) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

5) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother...