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saint mark Head of Station
Posts : 1160 Member Since : 2011-09-08 Location : Up in the Dutch mountains
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:00 pm | |
| The world economy explained with two cows SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION You have two cows One of them's a horse! |
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Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:20 pm | |
| - saint mark wrote:
- The world economy explained with two cows
That post is extremely offensive to the different cultures and countries throughout the world. Imagine how insensitive and racist and offensive it would be if someone said: "An AFRICAN CORPORATION....You have two cows, but they both show up late each day for their daily milking and are extremely lazy." Can you imagine the outcry and rage there would be? Please consider deleting your post. Offensive posts of such nature have no place at BOND AND BEYOND. B&B is built upon diversity, tolerance, and acceptance of each other's differences. |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:26 pm | |
| Amusing post, though odd to post it on this thread. |
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Largo's Shark 00 Agent
Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:28 pm | |
| But where else can Saint Marxism copy 'n' paste it? |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:56 pm | |
| Guess we need a random stuff thread for things that don't quite fit a subject but don't warrant its own thread. |
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Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:12 pm | |
| - Largo's Shark wrote:
- But where else can Saint Marxism copy 'n' paste it?
How about CBn? Let them traffic in such pendatric filth. B&B is a progressive community of enlightened Bond fans. We make no such judgements about other countries. Quite frankly, I was sickened and disturbed to see one of our European Brothers of Tolerance and Diversity and Acceptance be so quick to make fun of and humiliate other cultures and countries; if that kind of ignorant commentary had come from France, none of us would be surprised (because they are so intolerant of all those millions of peace loving Muslims that routinely riot and burn down their own communities, set fires to cars, and kill cops) But Saint Mark, like Python and Jack Wade, are flaming liberals. How could one of their own engage in such offensive talk? It's like cannibalism (no offense meant to people who eat other people) At B&B we embrace everyone, and I for one am not amused by the xenophobic nature of that post. I'm considering putting Saint Mark on suspension until he writes a 5,000 word essay on why xenophobia has no place in a civilized society and then posts it into one of the forums. Does anyone agree? P.S. My groin is on fire, Largo. I'm afraid if I scratch it it will get infected. I may have case of the Herpes. What to do? |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:28 pm | |
| I don't identify myself as a liberal. |
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saint mark Head of Station
Posts : 1160 Member Since : 2011-09-08 Location : Up in the Dutch mountains
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:32 pm | |
| I am not a liberal either, nor have I ever voted liberal.
Then again European and US liberalism are two different beasties. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5511 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:03 am | |
| Nothing pisses off a socialist more than being called a liberal. |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:03 am | |
| I remember finding it amusing when the head of the republicans in the US made a speech about how he was "very disappointed" when Obama's speech after being sworn in was "utterly liberal". What else was he expecting? |
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j7wild Head of Station
Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:24 am | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
Imagine how insensitive and racist and offensive it would be if someone said: "An AFRICAN CORPORATION....You have two cows, but they both show up late each day for their daily milking and are extremely lazy." Can you imagine the outcry and rage there would be?
And they call me the Racist one here.... :lol!: Cows are actually very lazy animals and very dumb. You ever been cow tipping? From reading some of the comments in here, it goes back to the argument.... |
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Jack Wade Head of Station
Posts : 2014 Member Since : 2011-03-15 Location : Uranus
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:17 pm | |
| - Python wrote:
- I don't identify myself as a liberal.
You're only a flaming liberal if you disagree with GS' bullshit. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:39 pm | |
| Is it worth destroying the forum for this thread? I'm sure any new member sees this repetitive bullshit and f ucks right off. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5511 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:47 pm | |
| I reckon keeping these Fox News wars in one thread is better than having this section flooded with threads everytime a Republicrat or a Dempublican does something whine-worthy. |
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Largo's Shark 00 Agent
Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:48 pm | |
| Throw this thread into the Shark Pool. |
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British Vulture
Posts : 16 Member Since : 2013-03-20 Location : Backwoods
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:53 pm | |
| I am liking this thread! |
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Largo's Shark 00 Agent
Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:54 pm | |
| To each to his own. :*h*: |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:58 pm | |
| Moved it to the pool. Best to leave all the bullshit behind and start clean. |
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Control 00 Agent
Posts : 5206 Member Since : 2010-05-13 Location : Slumber, Inc.
| Subject: Re: American politics and news thread 2.0 Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:42 am | |
| Sir Ambler's back. Let's revive Baker Street.
Isn't that why we're all here, after all? |
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