BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...

Sharky wrote:

Yes. That was TE Lawrence in my sketch.

I got that ;)

Another crop of fine contestants, but in the finest tradition of Bruce Forsyth, you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game - and there can be only one winner.

Sharky wrote:

Auda abu Tabby: I am Auda abu Tabbyi! Does Auda serve?
Black cats: NO!
Auda abu Tabby: Does Auda abu Tabby serve?
Black cats: NO!
Auda abu Tabbyi: [to Lawrence] I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five tom cat have I sent to the vets with my own paws in battle. I shit, I spray my enemies' tents. I take away their floorboard mice. The neighbours pay me a golden shower, yet I am poor! Because I am a river to my people.

Simply because it appeals to my warped and twisted sense of humour, and I like Lawrence of Arabia. Even though he really wouldn't have liked me.

So - over to you, Sharky.

Cheers Rave.

"This is what happens when you feed your kitty new Miracle-gro!"

Alternately.

"Now that's what I call pussy Galore."

"This, my friend, is Oddjob's Christmas feast"

You know what, I'm going to do a naughty crossover ;)


'He always sits while others walk
He stuffs himself while other cat's use forks
He looks at his plate, and wants it all...
Then he craps, like a Thunderball.

He knows the meaning of leaving a mess
His bowl is full and he couldn't care less
They call him the fat arse cat who eats it all...
Then he pukes, like a Thunderball.

Any brand of cat food he wants, he'll get
He will tear your sofa without regret
His days of fasting are all gone
His waistline goes on and on and on
But he thinks that the fat is worth it all...
So he looks, like a ThunderBAAAALLLL."

Standing ovulation!!!!!

Ravenstone wrote:

Standing ovulation!!!!!

Indeed it was a period piece.

Bravo. I tip my cap to you, sir.

*bump*

Judging soon?

FieldsMan wrote:

"This, my friend, is Oddjob's Christmas feast"

Good one.

Over to you Jason.

Thanks.



Have fun

*bump*

Judging tomorrow, so get them in :)

"I'm only wearing this to distract from the fecking huge bell around my neck....."

I'm going to scrap my original idea so go with this effort...


Ah, Mr Bond I will bring you best duck...

"I wear a bowl now. Bowls are cool."

altogether now..
"And he grins........like THUNDERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!".....
or
"And he sounds......like THUNDERBELL!!!!"....

or

"Ahhh, grasshopper Bond San, one must not turn too quickly in airport turnstile or else you will Bangkok"..

I liked this one the most

Hilly wrote:

Ah, Mr Bond I will bring you best duck...

Over to you

FieldsMan wrote:

I liked this one the most

Hilly wrote:

Ah, Mr Bond I will bring you best duck...

Over to you

:affraid: A double sweep for Hilly.
Dunno why I bother...

danslittlefinger wrote:

FieldsMan wrote:

I liked this one the most

Hilly wrote:

Ah, Mr Bond I will bring you best duck...

Over to you

:affraid: A double sweep for Hilly.
Dunno why I bother...

lumme, me neither...I mean why I bother, I seem to blunder to victory :)

One more thing to remember to come back to in a couple of days

Well, thanks Fields I will oblige with this...

Hilly wrote:

danslittlefinger wrote:

FieldsMan wrote:

I liked this one the most

Hilly wrote:

Ah, Mr Bond I will bring you best duck...

Over to you

:affraid: A double sweep for Hilly.
Dunno why I bother...

lumme, me neither...I mean why I bother, I seem to blunder to victory :)

One more thing to remember to come back to in a couple of days

Well, thanks Fields I will oblige with this...

I used that picture on t'other place...let's see if it gets more captions on here..... :lol!:
Personally I'm opting out of this one because of that. ;)

Pussy: Blimey! They get prickly with age!