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PostSubject: Re: Sour-grapes Tarantino needs to shut the fook up...   Sour-grapes Tarantino needs to shut the fook up... - Page 2 EmptyMon Jan 14, 2013 11:18 pm

Tarantino's CASINO ROYALE ending:

Bond: "You betrayed me, bitch?"
Bond rapes, tortures and then strangles Vesper with his bare hands.
Bond (to himself): "Taught that bitch a lesson." (laughs)
Bond leaves her bloody body on the hotel bed and goes to find the nearest pay phone. He makes a long-distance call to Mi6.
M (played by Samuel L. Jackson): "Do you have the money, 007?"
Bond: "Yes."
M: "Then what the fuck are you waiting for? I want you and Ms. Lynd to get back to London."
Bond: "No. The bitch is dead. She was with bad guys. I had to kill her. Did you hear me?! I said that fucking bitch is dead."
M: "Ok, ok. You learned your lesson then."

Cut to black. Cue Bond theme.

BWAHHHH DA BWAHHH. BWAHHH DA BWAHHH. DA DA DA DA DA.
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Perilagu Khan wrote:
Salomé wrote:
All of Skyfall is a Bond movie.
The first half is classic Bond, the second half is the kind of fare we have gotten since roughly the Brosnan era (more or less).

And where would you break the halves? To me, the second half begins with Silva's extradition to the UK.
For me too. :) I would say that up until Sévérine's death, it's a classic, old-fashioned Bond.
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I don't really see much wrong with this interview. QT has the right to refuse a question.
Especially one that he clearly deems unfair and irrelevant within the context of what is a sales talk for "Django Unchained".
Clearly the interviewer came in with an agenda of turning the talk into a discussion about the link between movie violence and real violence.
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I think you're confusing threads, Salome, but I agree. :)
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Control wrote:
Tarantino's CASINO ROYALE ending:

Bond: "You betrayed me, bitch?"
Bond rapes, tortures and then strangles Vesper with his bare hands.
Bond (to himself): "Taught that bitch a lesson." (laughs)
Bond leaves her bloody body on the hotel bed and goes to find the nearest pay phone. He makes a long-distance call to Mi6.
M (played by Samuel L. Jackson): "Do you have the money, 007?"
Bond: "Yes."
M: "Then what the fuck are you waiting for? I want you and Ms. Lynd to get back to London."
Bond: "No. The bitch is dead. She was with bad guys. I had to kill her. Did you hear me?! I said that fucking bitch is dead."
M: "Ok, ok. You learned your lesson then."

Cut to black. Cue Bond theme.

BWAHHHH DA BWAHHH. BWAHHH DA BWAHHH. DA DA DA DA DA.

That's pretty damned close. Jamie Foxxxxxxxxxx as Bond and you're on the money.
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And then Solo calls Control. Or is that Bond? I'm a little confused.
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