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Largo's Shark wrote:

Don't get your hopes up, old chap. I betting the only reason j7 paid any attention to Tux's original was because of "hookers and coke." It's like shiny objects to a raven.

Haha. Well I'm sure it's safe for now. Lummy, to think I spent so much time on that stuff.

Anyway...as you were fellas.

He's boring me a bit now to be honest, maybe some kind of compromise to restrict him might be fair because it doesn't look like anything's changed with him. I've more suspense waiting for his next political f-bomb to appear than I have for the release of Skyfall, FFS...

Hilly wrote:

That being said with tongue in cheek here, if he's done that for my stories he deserves some sort of medal for being desperate.

They were, by far, some of the best Bond fan fiction works offered on Mi6.

Control wrote:

Hilly wrote:

That being said with tongue in cheek here, if he's done that for my stories he deserves some sort of medal for being desperate.

They were, by far, some of the best Bond fan fiction works offered on Mi6.

well, gosh :oops: Somehow I find it easier to be self-depracating.

I remember someone in that Kitty interview thing asking if the Ian Fleming Estate ever asked me to write a novel would I do it? Even now I don't think I could.

As for j7, who knows. Like nothing has changed.

Hilly should be writing the films. The campaign starts here.

Either that or a Scashy-scripted return for Sir Rog. The films could do with the laughs.

Lazenby. wrote:

He's boring me a bit now to be honest... I've more suspense waiting for his next political f-bomb to appear...

I almost want Obama to be re-elected just so I can see Jay Seven go into panic mode.

CJB wrote:

Lazenby. wrote:

He's boring me a bit now to be honest... I've more suspense waiting for his next political f-bomb to appear...

I almost want Obama to be re-elected just so I can see Jay Seven go into panic mode.

Well let's not get carried away there, CJB.

Yes, Mitt so j7 can stroke out in all possible senses.

CJB wrote:

Lazenby. wrote:

He's boring me a bit now to be honest... I've more suspense waiting for his next political f-bomb to appear...

I almost want Obama to be re-elected just so I can see Jay Seven go into panic mode.

j7wild wrote:

"FUKCIN OBAMA BIN LADIN MAKED FEMA CAMPES ALL OVER THE GLOBE AND YOU ELECT HIM FOR PRESDEINT????!!!!!" :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

is the latter an actual j7 quote or a decent piece of mocking satire?

I guess it's a fine line between real and fakery.

It wasn't real, but don't throw out the possibility of it becoming real.

Control wrote:

It wasn't real, but don't throw out the possibility of it becoming real.

ha, you're quite right of course. Just look at the Olympics and female referee threads. I can't wait until the election gets going in a few months.

:*sm*:

We should just make him his own thread, hoping he'll take the bait and post all of his stuff in there, something like "the j7 rant thread", see if we can confine his posts to one thread to avoid him polluting or derailing other ones. He'd feel "special" having his own thread, so would hopefully take the bait.... :twisted:

Give him his own thread, hide all of the other forums from him, and have M send a PM informing him that he now owns this site and can post whatever he wants. Also mention that if he wants to hang out with us, we'll be at Mi6 under aliases like CASINOROYALE and Samuel007.

That should get him back to where he belongs.

Maybe he could even offer ideas for the latest Bond fan film idea at Mi6, titled HELLFIRE (starring Wesley Snipes as James Bond).

Control wrote:

Give him his own thread, hide all of the other forums from him, and have M send a PM informing him that he now owns this site and can post whatever he wants. Also mention that if he wants to hang out with us, we'll be at Mi6 under aliases like CASINOROYALE and Samuel007.

That should get him back to where he belongs.

Maybe he could even offer ideas for the latest Bond fan film idea at Mi6, titled HELLFIRE (starring Wesley Snipes as James Bond).

YES.

Control wrote:

Maybe he could even offer ideas for the latest Bond fan film idea at Mi6, titled HELLFIRE (starring Wesley Snipes as James Bond).

I believe that first appeared over at CBn, and the poster basically got laughed out of there. English isn't his first language (or possibly even his fourth), so I thought the reception he got was actually quite cruel, ridiculous as his premise of corrupt LA, Vegas and Frisco police turning California into a Russian army base/save haven for mobsters and street gangs actually was.

Control wrote:

j7wild wrote:

"FUKCIN OBAMA BIN LADIN MAKED FEMA CAMPES ALL OVER THE GLOBE AND YOU ELECT HIM FOR PRESDEINT????!!!!!" :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

This is perhaps the most baffling thing about j7 - I've never understood this crazy conspiracy theory of his (I'm not sure that he understands it either). As near as I can tell, he seems to think that Obama is secretly an Islamic terrorist who has used a disaster relief agency to establish concentration camps around the world.

How the hell did he come up with that idea?










(And before anyone comments, yes, I know the above quote is something Brown made up, but it is an eerily-good imitation of j7 and I'm in no hurry to go sifting through his posts to find something similar, mostly because there is no such thing as immunisation from syphillis, so I can't get a booster shot before I go looking.)

He gets it from alternative media, most likely.

Alex Jones thinks Goldman Sachs wants to suck the blood out of you (literally) and give it to the elite so they can live longer. I imagine he visits InfoWars.com quite often. Check it out for a few laughs.

Does anybody else find it hilarious that j7 is posting old stuff related to SKYFALL under the impression that no-one on the forum has seen it, as if he is and always has been our sole source?

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

Does anybody else find it hilarious that j7 is posting old stuff related to SKYFALL under the impression that no-one on the forum has seen it, as if he is and always has been our sole source?

I find it hilarious that one member of B&B is the subject matter of an epic thread that is now meandering into 24 pages....

You guys need him for this....

:lol!:

Eh, it gives us something to do when the forums are quiet.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

Does anybody else find it hilarious that j7 is posting old stuff related to SKYFALL under the impression that no-one on the forum has seen it, as if he is and always has been our sole source?

I find it hilarious that one member of B&B is the subject matter of an epic thread that is now meandering into 24 pages....

You guys need him for this....

:lol!:

The gal has a point.

Amusing, sure. What a dolt.

Perilagu Khan wrote:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

Does anybody else find it hilarious that j7 is posting old stuff related to SKYFALL under the impression that no-one on the forum has seen it, as if he is and always has been our sole source?

I find it hilarious that one member of B&B is the subject matter of an epic thread that is now meandering into 24 pages....

You guys need him for this....

:lol!:

The gal has a point.

to a point.

what a fun 24 pages it's been.

Need him? I sincerely wish his ban had stuck. He's a has-nothing-to-contribute idiot.