To watch or not to watch?

Maybe there's a flick, and you don't know whether to watch it.

Here's one for me. I'm trolling Netflix Instant and I see EASY A. I start watching it. Saw nearly 10 minutes. I like Emma Stone, but it seems like some annoying teen movie. Should I watch the rest of it?

With EASY A, what you see is what you get. You like the first ten minutes? Keep watching. You don't? Turn it off.

The White Tuxedo wrote:

Maybe there's a flick, and you don't know whether to watch it.

Here's one for me. I'm trolling Netflix Instant and I see EASY A. I start watching it. Saw nearly 10 minutes. I like Emma Stone, but it seems like some annoying teen movie. Should I watch the rest of it?

With films like that, you need to factor in boredom and the tits.

Ask yourself: Am I bored enough to care that there are tits in this film?

If you answer "yes", then go to the main menu of the DVD and skip to the chapter that includes the tits. Evaluate the scene. Then turn the movie off.

If you answer "no", then don't spend money on renting it. Period.

Undecided? Just Google the tits. Save yourself time and money.

Quite sensible. Sadly, no tits in EASY A that I am aware of. Not so easy after all.

Good points on Easy A, fellows.

Just one more thing, I hope every respectful filmgoer turns off his cellphone and other electronics while tits appear on the screen.

Then how am I supposed to record the tits?

I've got one:

The film version of "Pennies from Heaven" with Steve Martin and Christopher Walken. Any good?

How was Andrzej Żuławski's POSSESSION?

It's well worth watching.

How about BIG JIM MCLAIN?



Big John Wayne in Hawaii, beating Commies to a pulp. I wanna see it for the camp value.

The White Tuxedo wrote:

I wanna see it for the camp value.

Thats pretty much why I want to see it, but havent yet. Kinda like THE CONQUEROR.

you want Tits?

watch a Harold and Kumar movie!

j7wild wrote:

you want Tits?

watch a Harold and Kumar movie!

Love those two... :cheers:

How's THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA?

http://mubi.com/films/the-barefoot-contessa

Cardiff's photography looks brilliant, as usual, but is the film itself any good?

Is PRETTY POISON worth seeing?

Lars von Trier Antichrist

and also

Blue Valentine

do you know how many times I brought the DVDs to these 2 movies home from my stores and they sat there for a week and then I had to return them?

You have to connect the DVD player to the tv, J7. Then switch them on, insert the DVD, and press play.

Erica Ambler wrote:

You have to connect the DVD player to the tv, J7. Then switch them on, insert the DVD, and press play.

you are silly!

I brought those movies home but just can't get myself to watch them.

Some movies, you have to be in a certain mood to watch them.

You can't just be spontaneous and watch them at a whim.

Know what I mean?

Ambler, you heard the man. Stop being silly.

You silly billy, Ambler.

j7wild wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

You have to connect the DVD player to the tv, J7. Then switch them on, insert the DVD, and press play.

you are silly!

I brought those movies home but just can't get myself to watch them.

Some movies, you have to be in a certain mood to watch them.

You can't just be spontaneous and watch them at a whim.

Know what I mean?

Don't bother with BLUE VALENTINE, unless you want to see Michelle Williams's little tits.

Mr. Brown wrote:

j7wild wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

You have to connect the DVD player to the tv, J7. Then switch them on, insert the DVD, and press play.

you are silly!

I brought those movies home but just can't get myself to watch them.

Some movies, you have to be in a certain mood to watch them.

You can't just be spontaneous and watch them at a whim.

Know what I mean?

Don't bother with BLUE VALENTINE, unless you want to see Michelle Williams's little tits.

I've seen her naked and I still can't find her tits!

:lol!:

to quote Peter Sellers

You silly twisted boy you

j7wild wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

j7wild wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

You have to connect the DVD player to the tv, J7. Then switch them on, insert the DVD, and press play.

you are silly!

I brought those movies home but just can't get myself to watch them.

Some movies, you have to be in a certain mood to watch them.

You can't just be spontaneous and watch them at a whim.

Know what I mean?

Don't bother with BLUE VALENTINE, unless you want to see Michelle Williams's little tits.

I've seen her naked and I still can't find her tits!

:lol!:

Many men have died trying.

What about the Paranormal Activity flicks? Scary?