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Ravenstone wrote:: Typical

No, Ivonna.

Subject: a Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:24 pm

Avarice wrote:: You can hire a tart for £75 and a Tuesday afternoon cleaner for £25. (Minimum wage.) That's just £5K a year.

I thought these were included in the national healthcare plan.

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Ed Tom Kowalsky wrote:

Avarice wrote:: You can hire a tart for £75 and a Tuesday afternoon cleaner for £25. (Minimum wage.) That's just £5K a year.

I thought these were included in the national healthcare plan.

I would be an Opper-vert to public services if they were.

Avarice wrote:: No, Ivonna.

Ivonna negotiate a new deal.

Oppers and I have never had any problems getting a rise out of any man in the past ;)

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Too true. Oppers' sharp tongue makes me lose it very quickly.

She can do marvellous things with that tongue, I've heard.

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Ravenstone wrote:: She can do marvellous things with that tongue, I've heard.

Stop playing coy. You know Opper's tongue better than anyone. I've seen he tapes on quickfap.com.

That reminds me - you still haven't paid your bill. Do I have to send the Lads round for collection?

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That was before I learned that Compound Interest was not a penchant for getting locked up.

Subject: a Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:50 pm

Avarice wrote:

Ed Tom Kowalsky wrote:

Avarice wrote:: You can hire a tart for £75 and a Tuesday afternoon cleaner for £25. (Minimum wage.) That's just £5K a year.

I thought these were included in the national healthcare plan.

I would be an Opper-vert to public services if they were.

Prepare to Oppervert:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1303273/Councils-pay-disabled-visit-prostitutes-lap-dancing-clubs.html

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You calling me an Oppervert? (Note to self: Must send that to Urban Dictionary.)

Ravenstone wrote:: That was before I learned that Compound Interest was not a penchant for getting locked up.

I'm sure I should insert a truncheon joke here.

Give me a hand, Oppers.

00 Agent Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14

http://opperverts.ytmnd.com/

Avarice wrote:: Give me a hand, Oppers.

But remember to get the cash first.

Subject: baker street Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:14 pm

If he has any cash.

For everything he says I think we need to look at why Oppers is now going for free ...

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I'd like to congratulate M on managing to merge last night's spam fest with the moribund Baker St thread. Clearly a man in control of his buttons.

Speaking of which, it's a tragedy that the recession has forced an essentially decent bloke like M007RE to return to human trafficking. I mean, there's plenty of gullible young ladies in Streatham.

Avarice wrote:: I'd like to congratulate M on managing to merge last night's spam fest with the moribund Baker St thread. Clearly a man in control of his buttons.

Makes more sense doing it that way I think, just putting posts in the right place once the conversation's done, rather than stopping people in their tracks with my big blue pen. The more conversation the better, keep things moving along. After all, forums need momentum and posts to thrive.

Avarice wrote:: Speaking of which, it's a tragedy that the recession has forced an essentially decent bloke like M007RE to return to human trafficking. I mean, there's plenty of gullible young ladies in Streatham.

Surely he's due a return, now that the place is really picking up and others are returning. I'll try another reminder e-mail.

Maybe his understudy Mr Brown can keep those Streatham ladies warm for the time being? ;)

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M wrote:: Maybe his understudy Mr Brown can keep those Streatham ladies warm for the time being? ;)

I always tell Brown that a good businessman doesn't use the product, but does he listen? :evil:

00 Agent Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14

Why do I always get the leftovers?

Sharky wrote:: Why do I always get the leftovers?

You don't pay enough.

It's really as simple as that, Sharky.

I think we should employ a Minimum Spend policy. What do you reckon, Fae? Check their credit rating on entry?

On entry's a little late, no?

Thang yew, I'm here all week.

Oh I dunno. Once you have their full attention, so to speak, their wallets will follow

Ravenstone wrote:: I think we should employ a Minimum Spend policy. What do you reckon, Fae? Check their credit rating on entry?

Yes.

We're running a buisness here after all.

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