BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Mr. Brown wrote:

Ambler and MOO7RE have been known to, out of the blue, go on hiatus, often on a search to hire more women to bring in new clients.

Yeah. If they leave it all to me, the clientele get broken.

I make happy men very old. :pirat:

After a major New York prostitution bust, Helga's decided to keep a low profile to avoid any legal issues.




The motherly Russian maid look will still appeal to a small group of clients, thankfully.

Mr. Brown wrote:

After a major New York prostitution bust, Helga's decided to keep a low profile to avoid any legal issues.

No need to worry. I've been ensuring that she keeps her head down.

Baker St

Kings Cross

Euston

Mornington Crescent

Don't try it in the tourist season.

Baker Street ...oh its really falling into the gutter in these hard economic times ...

Yes ... not the type of 'hard times' you'd want to be associated with Baker Street.

Indeed.

However other hard times are very much welcomed.

We may be in the gutter, darling, but we are looking at the stars.....

Great quote, Rave ... not sure ol' Oscar would've found much to tickle his fancy at Baker Street, however. ;)

I dunno. We cater for all tastes. And I never send a guest away unsatisfied ;)

Except that one time ... but we wont speak of that.

Even I have my limits. Jeffrey Archer should have never set foot in this establishment. I can't be held responsible for my actions.

Taken about 2 years ago with a shitty cellphone cam....one of the girls at our bar. Not saying who...

Carib is one of our best selling beers, here and in the caribbean.

Impressive. I could go for a Carib right about now.

She's not in New York and interested in ugly college students, is she?

Why can't Bond films be equally imaginative with product placement? Olga's ass with a Coke sticker on it holds far more appeal than a few boring Coke bottles lined up at a bar, surely?

You mentioned owning several businesses in the other thread Dog Bond? Which ones besides the bar? :)

Salomé wrote:

You mentioned owning several businesses in the other thread Dog Bond? Which ones besides the bar? :)

Mr. Dog is an engineer/ contractor and runs a business. He does the technical side, I help put the accounts together. Plus we have a couple stores in 2 different malls, co-managed by family and other trusted staff.

M wrote:

help yourself to the disreputable other "freebies" in the "Beyond" section.

He means you, Oppers.

Avarice wrote:

M wrote:

help yourself to the disreputable other "freebies" in the "Beyond" section.

He means you, Oppers.

I'm giving it away for free now? Baker Street is in desperate need of a union..

What is worse? Giving it away or charging a price?

Ed Tom Kowalsky wrote:

What is worse? Giving it away or charging a price?

Well according to Ambler, all women are alike, but only prostitutes are honest.

Salomé wrote:

I'm giving it away for free now? Baker Street is in desperate need of a union..

Unfortunately, chaining ourselves to the railings just gives him ideas. ;)

n

Avarice wrote:

You can hire a tart for £75

Strawberry or lemon?

Latvian.