BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Or there's always the 'Ambler's decided to take a break from here' option.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Rave suffering from 'exhaustion'?

Not in this lifetime.

Ravenstone wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Rave suffering from 'exhaustion'?

Not in this lifetime.

She has the endurance of steel.

Nothing can beat Aunty Rave (but she can beat plenty of things)

Fae wrote:

Nothing can beat Aunty Rave (but she can beat plenty of things)

If the price is right.

ambler wrote:

Rats. Now I have to spend time with the wife n' kids. Cruel, cruel world.

There's still old MOO7RE-O to keep this place in check, surely?

Fear not.... After all, remember when Harry left? Albert not only kept the ship sailing, he made it bigger than ever before.....

So the Baker Street equivalent of TSWLM being on the cards is what you're saying, Lazzers? ;)

Blunt Instrument wrote:

So the Baker Street equivalent of TSWLM being on the cards is what you're saying, Lazzers? ;)

Correctamundo, my good man. The biggest, the best... Baker Street and BEYOND. No more stick-thin Romanians, no more Helgas, they're putting this place out of business and major shareholders are leaving.

I've already gone to the trouble of employing two new bouncers.....



Now THAT'S what I call trouble.

Christ Almighty, a chap could suffocate in there ... but what a way to go. And they'd never get the coffin lid closed.

Of course, there's the somewhat safer option (but no less enjoyable) of the best tit-wank you're ever likely to have ...

Oooo, she's going to have such back problems, if she hasn't already.

And think of the channels gouged into her collarbone from years of bra straps digging in.....

(I know how to kill the mood as well as ignite it, y'know.....;) )

Plus - tit-wank? You'd get lost in there. Not even nine inches is enough for that. Plus - lying down, they'll be under her armpits (if not falling off the edge of the bed).

:bball: :bball:

Well, if you're offering your services in her place Rave ... I promise to try not to 'finish' in your hair. ;)

Hell, no. If you prefer quantity over quality...

Or should that be quantitty?

Anyway, I'll take my 40DD to where they'll be appreciated.

Ravenstone wrote:

Fae wrote:

Nothing can beat Aunty Rave (but she can beat plenty of things)

If the price is right.

But of course - a living needs to be made.


And on McTits up there .. I have never understood why that would be attractive. I mean they are just awkwardly too big. Not sure how that is attractive/

Reminds me of Space Hoppers....

Ravenstone wrote:

Hell, no. If you prefer quantity over quality...

Or should that be quantitty?

Anyway, I'll take my 40DD to where they'll be appreciated.

Not so hasty, now (which I imagine you've said to many a punter) ... those sound more than fulsome enough :twisted: .

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Not so hasty, now (which I imagine you've said to many a punter) ... those sound more than fulsome enough :twisted: .

Would you like to see my testimonials?

Why yes, very much so.

That faint noise you can hear is Sid James doing his dirty laugh at that last post from beyond the grave.

I have glowing references

Fae wrote:

on McTits up there .. I have never understood why that would be attractive. I mean they are just awkwardly too big. Not sure how that is attractive

When a woman like that is on top and you've a bottle of baby oil handy, the attractions speak for themselves...... :D

Well, you wouldn't see her face, even if you were to try to be a gentleman and look.

Lazenby. wrote:

Fae wrote:

on McTits up there .. I have never understood why that would be attractive. I mean they are just awkwardly too big. Not sure how that is attractive

When a woman like that is on top and you've a bottle of baby oil handy, the attractions speak for themselves...... :D

I really can't see how that would be attractive.

They are too big. They don't fit.

If you were doing her doggy style, they could provide rhythmic accompaniment as they slapped off each other.

Trying to bring the 'smutty banter' element back ... a dull note of reality seems to have intruded. :suspect:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

If you were doing her doggy style, they could provide rhythmic accompaniment as they slapped off each other.

...while they were blacking both her eyes

Sorry, BI, but from a bird's perspective, tits bouncing around is about attractive and desirable as a guy would find being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks.

Which is exactly why a guy has two hands to reach underneath and grab hold of them during doggy. 8)

Christ, I've just ended a drought of more than a week of no posts in Baker Street. Times must be tough. Damn it Ambler, where are you, man????? :evil:

Ambler and MOO7RE have been known to, out of the blue, go on hiatus, often on a search to hire more women to bring in new clients.

I guess Helga Kroleknko wasn't bringing in enough jack.