[Potential Spoilers] Official SKYFALL Photo Thread (Part I)

Sharky wrote:

If M commits suicide, Bond must first fuck her. Dan's Dick of Death Part III.

Part III is technically correct, but he did have a feel-up session with Solange,until he was rescued from it by the chance to go off chasing another man. I'm feeling generous -so part 4.



Actually I think Dench/M will go out with head held high or with some semblance of dignity. Babs is heavily invested in Dench/M.

Not only was cross-dresser Craig a good sport about the pimping for femmnynism video, but so was suffragette Dench.

tiffanywint wrote:

Actually I think Dench/M will go out with head held high or with some semblance of dignity. Babs is heavily invested in Dench/M.

Yeah, you nailed it. Babs is too heavily invested in feminist-icon "M" to ever let M be a traitor, double-crosser, or some form of incompetent employee. We'd see Babs do that to Bond before she'd do it to Dench-M.

Sharky wrote:

If M commits suicide, Bond must first fuck her. Dan's Dick of Death Part III.

He'd fuck her when she's dead.

It's dark, gritty, deep, and stuff.

Mr. Brown wrote:

It's dark, gritty, deep, and stuff.

How'd you know about M's most private innermost recesses?

Oh wait...you meant the moment....

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

It's dark, gritty, deep, and stuff.

How'd you know about M's most private innermost recesses?

Oh wait...you meant the moment....

Brown is M's gynaecologist.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Brown is M's gynaecologist.

M: What does OB/GYN stand for?
Brown: Oh Boy, Got You Naked!

M went to her gynaecologist, Brown, who told her she was in perfect health, with the body of an eighteen-year-old. She was so excited
she ran back to MI6 to tell Bond.
"Oh yeah?" he said snidely. "What about your big ass?"
"He didn't say anything about you."

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Mr. Brown wrote:

It's dark, gritty, deep, and stuff.

How'd you know about M's most private innermost recesses?

Oh wait...you meant the moment....

Brown is M's gynaecologist.

Wrong hole.

But right pussy?

I think that's just something for the title sequence or something. It doesn't look like an actual set to me.

Sharky wrote:

You just know that's enough to get some of the kiddies at nuMI6 to start wanking furiously.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Brown is M's gynaecologist.

M: What does OB/GYN stand for?
Brown: Oh Boy, Got You Naked!

M went to her gynaecologist, Brown, who told her she was in perfect health, with the body of an eighteen-year-old. She was so excited
she ran back to MI6 to tell Bond.
"Oh yeah?" he said snidely. "What about your big ass?"
"He didn't say anything about you."

Or:


M: What does OB/GYN stand for?
Brown: Thought it was an honorary title from the UK.

Christ.

Jack Wade wrote:

Christ.

What was that for?

Wade has seen the light.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Wade has seen the light.

If by "light" do you mean: getting sick and tired of pictures of clapperboards being used as substitutes for actual publicity and information coming off the set of SKYFALL?

Does anyone remember the good old days, like, say, the last Bond film, where we actually had, like, you know, pictures and interviews and footage and stuff straight from the set?

Has SONY fired its publicity department? For God's sake, people! Come on!

One user at Cb.n suggested this might be a frozen loch with an explosion in the background. Possibly unused material from Michael France's GOLDENEYE script.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Erica Ambler wrote:

Wade has seen the light.

If by "light" do you mean: getting sick and tired of pictures of clapperboards being used as substitutes for actual publicity and information coming off the set of SKYFALL?

Does anyone remember the good old days, like, say, the last Bond film, where we actually had, like, you know, pictures and interviews and footage and stuff straight from the set?

Has SONY fired its publicity department? For God's sake, people! Come on!

I agree. The publicity on this film is piss poor, and I feel sorry for the poor sod who has been given the mammoth task of trying to create a buzz with updating the 007 Facebook page regularly with generic shots of a clapperboard.

It's amazing that the members over on MI6 are wetting themselves over these pathetic tease images of a clapperboard. I for one am sick of seeing them, and it adds very little interest in what the movie will be like.

jet set willy wrote:

I agree. The publicity on this film is piss poor, and I feel sorry for the poor sod who has been given the mammoth task of trying to create a buzz with updating the 007 Facebook page regularly with generic shots of a clapperboard.

It's amazing that the members over on MI6 are wetting themselves over these pathetic tease images of a clapperboard. I for one am sick of seeing them, and it adds very little interest in what the movie will be like.

Somehow I don't think images of a clapperboard or a video of Sam Mendes discussing his love of 007 is going to "go viral". Even THE DARK KNIGHT RISES had a teaser trailer after 4 months of shooting. SONY and EON need to rethink their social media publicity campaign. It's not going to be enough for Bond fans to simply spread the word about the movie; there has to actually be something to spread.

CJB wrote:

Sharky wrote:

You just know that's enough to get some of the kiddies at nuMI6 to start wanking furiously.

C'mon, man. How can you not love that?

Most of these Twitter photos are fucking stupid...but I think this latest one with the water is pretty cool.

As far as the lack of marketing goes...I can only think that they're doing it this way because A) they think a secretive production will help stir-up buzz for the film, B) there is sensitive story material and they don't want to spoil too much of the final cut of the film, or C) EON and Sony really ARE living in the stone-age when it comes to viral marketing.

dr. strangelove wrote:

CJB wrote:

Sharky wrote:

You just know that's enough to get some of the kiddies at nuMI6 to start wanking furiously.

C'mon, man. How can you not love that?

Most of these Twitter photos are fucking stupid...but I think this latest one with the water is pretty cool.

As far as the lack of marketing goes...I can only think that they're doing it this way because A) they think a secretive production will help stir-up buzz for the film, B) there is sensitive story material and they don't want to spoil too much of the final cut of the film, or C) EON and Sony really ARE living in the stone-age when it comes to viral marketing.

Personally I think its the latter.

Sharky wrote:

One user at Cb.n suggested this might be a frozen loch with an explosion in the background. Possibly unused material from Michael France's GOLDENEYE script.

I think you're giving the people of CBn too much credit, although the idea of unused France material is indicative of how much we are all having to stretch to fill in the gaps caused by the lack of information and publicity from the set.

Jack Wade wrote:

Christ.

Looks more like Hiroshima to me.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

the idea of unused France material is indicative of how much we are all having to stretch to fill in the gaps caused by the lack of information and publicity from the set.

EON have been using France's material to pad out their screenplays for a while. I think the last instance of this was the Aston Martin driving on top of a train in the Bloodstone video game.

TedHeath wrote:

I think that's just something for the title sequence or something. It doesn't look like an actual set to me.

Exactly, that or something custom for the teaser trailer -- assuming there is even going to be one of those.

I think Tosca is about as stylized as the Bond movies are ever likely to get, and using this kind of blue would be WAY OTT, 'specially for Deakins IMO.

Blofeld: Do you like my neon?
Bond: It's carbon neutral?
Blofeld: Of course it is.
Bond: Must be expensive.
Blofeld: Very.
Blofeld: I'm Blofeld. Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Bond: Bond. James Bond.
Blofeld: It seems you feel my luminous tube lighting is not a benefit to the public, Mr Bond.
Bond: Fluorescents are like any other light - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.