North Korea's Kim Jong Il has died

Lil' Jong.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/lil-kim-kim-jong-il-and-the-inevitable-confusion-after-a-prominent-figures-death/2011/12/19/gIQANnYz4O_blog.html

Sharky wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Santa wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

I'm awful, aren't I?

You are. It's great.

Me rikey you, Santa. Give ting-ting feeling in special area. Very happy ending!

Oh no you don't, capitalism pig. Go find local woman and do naughty thing in her in memory of reader.

No. Santa will come to America and work in my massage parlor (Chin Down Asian Spa). Then when she is old, washed up and sexually undesirable, she will work in sweat shop making cheap trinkets for fat, lazy, stupid Americans.

How do I make so much money in these industries? Ancient Chinese secret.

No Gaddafi. No Kim Jong Il. The world's about 60% more boring now. Oh well, at least the price of whisky should go down a bit now. And we still got Fidel kicking.

CJB wrote:

North Korea's fearsome new tyrant:



For the sake of regional peace, I hope the Japs don't try to harpoon him.

Har-Poon Tang--a Korean Bond girl after the fashion of Rosika in TLD.

GeneralGogol wrote:

No Gaddafi. No Kim Jong Il. The world's about 60% more boring now. Oh well, at least the price of whisky should go down a bit now. And we still got Fidel kicking.

There's still Lukashenko and Mugabe if we want to make things itneresting.

only people that have been brainwashed and conditioned and are scared will mourn their dead leader like that

even Americans didn't mourn like this when Kennedy was killed or when Reagan died or when Roosevelt passed away

So that's what was wrong with North Korea - they were all indoctrinated from birth! How on earth could we have missed that?

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Santa will come to America and work in my massage parlor (Chin Down Asian Spa). Then when she is old, washed up and sexually undesirable, she will work in sweat shop making cheap trinkets for fat, lazy, stupid Americans.

Go away big fat American. I have Santa lady on reserve order. No touchy touchy from you.

This is Bond and Beyond´s weirdest conversation ever.

Guess this means he isn't ronery any more.

Sharky wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Santa will come to America and work in my massage parlor (Chin Down Asian Spa). Then when she is old, washed up and sexually undesirable, she will work in sweat shop making cheap trinkets for fat, lazy, stupid Americans.

Go away big fat American. I have Santa lady on reserve order. No touchy touchy from you.

She arso do more than "touchy-touchy"; she do 'sucky-sucky". But why fight? We can both share her. I many girrs have from Santa's country of Cambodia. They rive in a rittle virrage called Tam Pon. Tam Pon is barery hanging by on a string, and so they send their young girrs out to America to make new rife in Asian massage parror or to appear in R.Kerry videos

Ret's combine our sources of women into one huge transnational-escort service.

But prease reave me out of it.

Looks like Santa's dunn gone independent. It's hard to keep 'em down on the massage parlor once they've seen Omaha.

I think it might be time for me to migrate back to CB.n. :shock:

Perilagu Khan wrote:

CJB wrote:

North Korea's fearsome new tyrant:



For the sake of regional peace, I hope the Japs don't try to harpoon him.

Har-Poon Tang--a Korean Bond girl after the fashion of Rosika in TLD.

He rooks rike Rosie O'Donnerr with armond shaped eyes.

Santa wrote:

I think it might be time for me to migrate back to CB.n. :shock:

Why? I've never heard of anyone that was able to defect from CBn volunteering to go back. No one is more of a cult leader...no one runs his message boards like a Death Camp of Intolerance more so than Jim over CBN.

Don't do it Santa. He might tell you he's willing to accept you back, but just remember what Saddam did to his defector son-in-laws when they tried to go back to Iraq: he had them cut up in to pieces and put in dozens of garbage bags.

And don't forget what happened with June Jones out there in Hawaii: over 900 followers of his drank Gatorade laced with arsenic and died in a mass suicide on the football field of Hawaii State University. :(

Don't go back to CBn. It won't be worth it. Plus, they'll probably rape and then kill you. Or kill you first and then rape you. CBN = rape, torture and murder.

Are these my choices? That or this?:

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Santa will come to America and work in my massage parlor (Chin Down Asian Spa). Then when she is old, washed up and sexually undesirable*, she will work in sweat shop making cheap trinkets for fat, lazy, stupid Americans.

* and btw, I may already be for all you know ;) .

j7wild wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

j7wild wrote:

ROTFRMAO! (rorring on the froor raughing my ass off) That picture MUST be incruded in any serious discussion as one of THE pix of 2011. Just the over-the-top hysterics of that rittle boy with his mother makes the photo priceress. North Korea is making China rook armost democratic by comparison.

Funny how you don't really see any tears coming out of their eyes. I'm beginning to think these photos were staged and that the people were forced to be in them.

of course they are staged!!

:x

Seems like they're a brainwashed population, more so. CNN aired a segment that covered an instance when two doctors went to North Korea to perform cataract surgery on a young woman. When the woman could see, her and her father immediately started praising Kim Jong Il and were bowing down to a large image of him. It wasn't scripted or forced, either.

So, what we see of these people might be 50% brainwashing and 50% staging. Who knows.

I think one could make a comparison to Americans and the mainstream media.

Santa wrote:

Are these my choices? That or this?:

* and btw, I may already be for all you know ;) .

You no reave. Stay. Reave no good.

We make you duck. Very best duck.

In loving memory of our great reader:

South Park needs to an entire movie on Kim Il and his "grieving" citizenry, not to mention the little dough boy that's taking over.

Sharky wrote:

In loving memory of our great reader:

Nicely done.