BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"The leaf on the hat is called 'scrambled eggs.' I won't have egg on my face for another five years..."

So you were only playing Leap-frog were you????

Pierce Brosnan sucks

undefined wrote:

"I'm here for the audition - where are the rest of the Village People?"

Right, let's keep this damn thing a-movin' ... Rave's 'stripper' suggestion wins, with honourable mentions for lachesis, Hilly and CJB.

:)

Thank you kindly.  It's an honour

Now - have at -

'Granted, our IT department should have stringent security', thought Bond. 'But this is bloody ridiculous'.

'I will literally give Severine your heart, Meester Bond. Just call me SON OF SANCHEZ!!!'

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Right, let's keep this damn thing a-movin' ... Rave's 'stripper' suggestion wins, with honourable mentions for lachesis, Hilly and CJB.

:)

Mine was so bad. What you get for pilfering from Bob Hope :)

Ravenstone wrote:

Thank you kindly.  It's an honour

Now - have at -

"I love your suit, James. Saville Row?"
"Primark, actually."

(and that's all I got)

Bond: "Mom!"
Silva: "I'm not touching you - you can't do anything 'cause I'm not touching you..."
Bond: "Mo-om!"

Let me show you just some of the things I learned when I appeared on 'Jim'll fix it'!

Hilly wrote:

Quote :

"I love your suit, James. Saville Row?"
"Primark, actually."

(and that's all I got)

And we have a winner.  Although Lachesis was a close second.

I say, really? :oops: My humblest thanks Rave.

Well, it's a photo I found ages ago and though not of a Bond film it has a Bond actor and when I first saw it, it tickled me so...If no one thinks it fits I'll go scavenging for something afresh.



(Jean Paul-Belmondo et al)

"Three men at the table - only one is looking at me..."
Ursula Andress invents Gaydar.

Ursula couldn't quite put her finger on it, but it almost felt like ... like a double-image of a future actor was appearing on the wall behind her moustachioed dinner companion. Wait, she was getting a name too; Alec ... Baldwin?

Having rented Burt Reynolds moustache for the weekend, Jean Paul was eager to show it a good time and knew exactly where he should take it next!

What with work and all I'll choose zee winner sometime tomorrow. Zero-Minus-TwentyFour.

(been a while since I did this, the Blofeld's Cat one languishes miles away).

Hilly wrote:

(Jean Paul-Belmondo et al)

Looking around the table, she gradually realised that she could only see one hand for each man present.  Suddenly, she realised that the cigarette was probably more post-coital than postprandial...


That's all I could think of.

Damn, she must've been a good ride.

the picture came with this gallery about the reopening of the Playboy Club in London. If anything it's James Garner that makes me smile here, an expression of "Whah?"

after some consideration I've plumped for Lachesis as the winner. Over to you, sport.

lachesis wrote:

Having rented Burt Reynolds moustache for the weekend, Jean Paul was eager to show it a good time and knew exactly where he should take it next!