Keeping Bond And Beyond alive

BA ha? I haven't got anything in baha!

Darth Dimi's a fucking idiot.

And where's old Dublo at? Was hoping he'd come to his senses, but, apparently, those free copies of Mi6 Confidential are really holding him there. Haven't talked to him since he sent me a couple of warnings on old-Mi6. I assume it hurt his feelings, as he's blocked all forms of communication with me.

Mr. Brown wrote:

Darth Dimi's a fucking idiot.

And where's old Dublo at? Was hoping he'd come to his senses, but, apparently, those free copies of Mi6 Confidential are really holding him there. Haven't talked to him since he sent me a couple of warnings on old-Mi6. I assume it hurt his feelings, as he's blocked all forms of communication with me.

I missed the fun, what did he say?

News Alert! News Alert!



They have unearthed a real live woman member - "Artemis" . There is much joy in Mudville now. The fanboys are a ga ga. Good times!

Plus Disco Volante who pretended to be a femme, and Fae who dropped in to tease, and then split.

Who gives a shit - I don't. No offense!

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Who gives a shit - I don't. No offense!

Well the good folks at the other site do, so there.

Disco Valente pretended to be a woman? What on earth is going on at the place that shall not be named?

Tried following that thread a minute ago, ended up just skimming the whole thing. Fuck that place.

Salomé wrote:

Disco Valente pretended to be a woman? What on earth is going on at the place that shall not be named?

http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1253/are-there-any-women-here-on-mi6s

They're wondering where you (and the three or four other female Mi6 members) have gone.

In other words: needs more boobs. For real this time.

Mr. Brown wrote:

In other words: needs more boobs. For real this time.

Shocking. Typically they were afraid of b00biez. Don't know what you got til its gone (I fucking hate that overused phrase but it's about b00biez so I let it slide).

Mr. Brown wrote:

Salomé wrote:

Disco Valente pretended to be a woman? What on earth is going on at the place that shall not be named?

They're wondering where you (and the three or four other female Mi6 members) have gone.

In other words: needs more boobs. For real this time.

I don't get a link, only red text saying "[Only mods are allowed to see this link]"...

Is there a specific reason why links to the other place are edited out of the posts like that? :shock:

Salomé wrote:

I don't get a link, only red text saying "[Only mods are allowed to see this link]"...

Is there a specific reason why links to the other place are edited out of the posts like that? :shock:

I've just checked on that, it should be fixed now.

tiffanywint wrote:

Plus Disco Volante who pretended to be a femme, and Fae who dropped in to tease, and then split.

Mmm, hardly a tease since I got no response. it's no fun then.

NO FUN

Fae wrote:

Mmm, hardly a tease since I got no response. it's no fun then.

NO FUN

Clearly you intimidate them Fae. Tell them you love guys that love James Bond

Clearly something is working. I just checked the stats for September and we have 34 new members as of 9-9-11, which beats last months total and we're only one-third of the way through the month. I feel confident in saying that if this pace keeps up BOND AND BEYOND will smash their record for most people to sign up in a single month (March 2011, when the site first went live).

Congratulations should go to the Administrators and the recruiters. You all have been assembling a crack team of Bond posters from all different corners of the Internet. You've gotten the cream of the crop. It feels like a Mission:Impossible movie.......the one where we don't turn out to have stabbed, bludgeoned and killed one another.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Clearly something is working. I just checked the stats for September and we have 34 new members as of 9-9-11, which beats last months total and we're only one-third of the way through the month. I feel confident in saying that if this pace keeps up BOND AND BEYOND will smash their record for most people to sign up in a single month (March 2011, when the site first went live).

Congratulations should go to the Administrators and the recruiters. You all have been assembling a crack team of Bond posters from all different corners of the Internet. You've gotten the cream of the crop. It feels like a Mission:Impossible movie.......the one where we don't turn out to have stabbed, bludgeoned and killed one another.

The actual stats would read a lot better too percentage-wise if the forum hadn't been largely inactive for a year prior to the redesigning of MI6. We actually went live in January 2010, but obviously the bigger recruitment drive came in March of this year. The recruiters, especially Sharky, have done a brilliant job recently, and it's infused the forums with some very welcome new blood.

Thought I'd bump this considering the recent lack of activity. I've just had dinner and gone down to the pub. I return, log-in, and notice only two posts. What's happened to this place? We've had a splurge of new recruits in the last two few days (and yes I hate to say it, but some of them are looking rather suspicious too, in light of the fact that two our biggest lurkers - OrbisNonSuffit and Major_Exposition have just had their accounts deleted for failing to respond to a number of deadlines to start posting).

Ever since my pisspoor hiatus, I've tried my best to devote as much time as possible to keeping this board alive, especially considering Ambler's gone. Those are are big shoes to fill, let me tell you. I don't want to sound too unreasonable, but could everyone here just make a bit more effort in actually posting? Not just idle browsing? As appealing a choice it is, it's ultimately a self-serving one. Before we know it, we'll be back to where we were in May.

Sincerely,

- Sharky.

Ambler's not gone, just faulty and intermittent. A kick in the balls usually helps.

Always happy to oblige, Amber....

Ravenstone wrote:

Always happy to oblige, Amber....

If you're calling me Amber it seems my balls have been cut off altogether.

That or the 'L' has dropped off.

Rave's always happy to drop an L, if you her pay her enough.

It's not the dropping, it's the bending down to pick it up that usually gets a reaction.

The target you had tattooed on your backside was unnecessary, IMO.

Thought you'd need something to aim for.